Barbara Walters Is Going To Roast Betty White

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By Nads | Tuesday, March 27, 2012 | 1:32 pm | 4 Comments
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NY Post is reporting that Barbara Walters is going to serve as the roast master for Betty White’s roast at the Friars Club on May 16th. Barbara Walters said, “My father was a proud Friar for a great many years. And I am proud to be the roastmaster for Betty, as she paves the way for all youngsters and adds some sex appeal to this dignified pillar of society. It will be an afternoon filled with dirty words, risque jokes and sex talk . . . and that’s just what I plan on saying.”

OMG, Barbara just said that it’s going to be an afternoon filled with “dirty words, risque jokes and sex talk…” What is Barbara planning on joking about? Geriatric sex? I want to hear Babs tell “risque” jokes.

I’m volunteering myself to be Babs’ joke writer:

“Ladies, don’t you hate it when you eat too much fiber and you split your spanx?”

“Hey Betty, Remember when we used to have a period and we’d just lay in bed for a week before they invented that device that would let us swim and go horsebackriding?”

Hello? Is this thing on?

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4 Comments

  1. 1
    hot cawfee
    Posted March 27, 2012 at 3:00 pm

    Roast her??// BW is an old lady– use some marinade first please Babs.

    And what side dishes will we be having???? I of course will bring the wine.

  2. 2
    Chicken Lips
    Posted March 27, 2012 at 8:38 pm

    Maybe this is the unpopular opinion, but is anyone else incredibly tired of Betty White? I think we are just dealing with oversaturation. I’m sure she’s a nice lady and bless her for continuing to work at 176 years old but does she really need a reality show AND a California commercial AND a Snickers commercial AND whatever else causes her to be on my TV all the time, and I’m not even talking about The Golden Girls because I haven’t seen that on TV in a while (or maybe it is on one of my 2.5 million channels I never make it up to in my channel surfing).

  3. 3
    SuburBint
    Posted March 27, 2012 at 9:24 pm

    Way to go, Chicken Lips, now the Old Folks Mafia is going to hunt us all down, make us eat dinner at 4pm, and force us to watch Lawrence Welk. Thanks a lot.

    (And, since we’re already doomed, I can admit that I agree about the oversaturation.)

  4. 4
    Chicken Lips
    Posted March 28, 2012 at 5:03 pm

    Oh, c’mon. Are we supposed to believe you don’t enjoy a good early bird special with rice pudding for dessert?

    I used to hang out with the dinner at 5 crowd where we would go to a local restaurant and they would all get the senior special – $5.95 for a buttload of food and rice pudding for dessert! I’m not afraid of the OFM!

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