BB 14: The Mentors?

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   Kittkatt
   Posted July 1, 2012 at 12:20 am

   OK first of all Chooch, my eyes!!!! MY EEEEYYYYYEEEESSSS!!!! must scrub with bleach! Second of all, while I enjoy Janelle as much as the next BB fan hasn’t she played the game eleventy-eight times already? Third, Boogie is a big old bore without Dr. Will. Fourth, Dan who? And last but not least, I love me some Boobs McFirecrotch! Not sure how the mentors thing works, but I hope Rachel goes very far and in excited to watch her game play without sniffles dragging her down.

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   nestofvipers
   Posted July 1, 2012 at 12:35 am

   Boobs and Janie? My fan girl heart can’t take it! If only crazy Natty was back my BB crush trifecta would be complete. Dan is blah and frankly kind of a down low dbag. Boogie is just plain nasty..one step down on the disgusting scale from Dick. I just hope they came up with some fresh twists and keep the booze pouring! So excited!

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   sarcasatire
   Posted July 1, 2012 at 1:04 am

   I couldve sworn I saw Rachel in those pics you posted on the other page, Chooch. Glad you confirmed it because I was so confused! Don’t know the other people, so I’m looking forward to their infkuen e and gameplay. And Rachel’s tears, too!

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   kczar
   Posted July 1, 2012 at 1:49 am

   If the twist is true, they picked the mentors pretty well. Three winners and a player who made it to third place twice with a huge target on her back. When I first heard the idea of mentors coaching new hamsters, I thought Dan would be perfect. He played a great game and managed to keep the target off himself for a long time. It’ll be fun having Rachel back again. Seeing the picture of her putting on makeup in the BB bathroom in the press day photos made me oddly happy. And bringing Jani back is amazing! I hope she wins the whole damn thing. The only dud is Boogie. What’s he going to teach his team to do? Latch onto a smart, charismatic player and ride his coattails to the end while participating in a nasty homance? Nasty man.

   Overall, I’m even more excited about the season now. (Mainly because of Jani and Rachel.)

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   chooch850
   Posted July 1, 2012 at 2:42 am

   Now you guys have to remember… these are just RUMORS so far. I’m not even sure there are mentors this season. Nothing is for sure until Julie says so and that will be on Monday.

   …and KittKatt, I’m sorry about your eyes. I really didn’t want to post Boogie’s picture, but I had no choice!

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   JJB
   Posted July 1, 2012 at 7:44 am

   OH YAY DAN! Love him, hes awesome He didnt win with a 7-0 vote for nothing ya know? XD heh

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   Classy Drunk
   Posted July 1, 2012 at 7:20 pm

   Why can’t we just have all new people? I promise we would still watch.

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   Derek Hazelton
   Posted July 2, 2012 at 6:03 am

   If the rumors are true, it would have been cool for the mentors to all be winners. As we’ve seen, there’s several ways to win and it would be cool to see the mentors strategize with the new players and maybe even create some new ways to win. I am hoping that this third season of Rachel will be the end of her reign of terror on BB, The Amazing Race, etc, and I hope that she doesn’t show up on Survivor at some point.

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   NikkiHughes
   Posted July 2, 2012 at 6:19 am

   OMG, having Rachel on Survivor would be amazeballs. She would rock the challenges, then fake cry and whine every other minute. My mom would poke her eyeballs out, she can’t stand hearing her at all. BRENDEEEEEEEEEEN.
   BB is my original, favorite reality show ever, but I too wish they would go back to having all new people. I like to see everyone on the same playing field instead of bringing back people we supposedly love or hate. Uggh. But I will never stop watching BB!

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    Derek Hazelton
    Posted July 2, 2012 at 7:55 am

    Janelle is only interesting when she has a nemesis; Youtube the clips where she and Beau are arguing from Season 6 and you’ll see she gives as good as she gets. She became just another dumb idiot when playing All-Stars and I was frankly disappointed in her because I thought she would play a more logical game. If it is true that she and Boogie are in the house together, I wonder if their All-Stars history will play into the early strategy. I wouldn’t be impressed with Rachel as a mentor, because her strategy consisted of being a poor sport unless she won the challenges, sucking up to the HOH, and taking out personal grudges when announcing her nominees. Dan, from what I remember, was a lot more cutthroat and his tossing Keesha over for a final two with Memphis was a complete dick move, but he won, so there was that. I’d be interested to see BB pull a Survivor and have a final three and see how that throws the jury into an even fouler mood.

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    Mister_Dangerous
    Posted July 2, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    Ugh. There’s nobody I know on THE GLASS HOUSE.

    4 returnees? God, I hope you’re wrong Chooch.

    Boogie looks like he just took it up the butt. Is he GAY? He looks like a little pixie there.

    Jesse needs to work on his calves. Maybe, next time you could post a picture of Jesse from behind so we could see his man butt?

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    plockeness monster
    Posted July 2, 2012 at 12:49 pm

    I AM GOING TO PUNCH MYSELF IN THE EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Why is Vegas back? WHY????????????? She was only tolerable like, the last few episodes of last season.

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    itchy
    Posted July 2, 2012 at 10:46 pm

    I hate when they bring back former players on all these shows. But doing this on BB just fucks up the entire concept, because the returning players are too aware of the cameras (and of what happens to them after they exit the house). Even if they’re only mentors, this is going to affect the other hamsters and ruin the season.

    Especially if Rachel is on there. Get this whore off of my TV!

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    zerocool
    Posted July 3, 2012 at 10:19 am

    Hate all the mentors except Dan who rocked it. Watching his strategy, yeah it was quiet, but brilliant. Glad he’s back. Hate the others (never liked “bye bye bitches” Janelle). REALLY REALLY REALLY hate that Rachel’s back. So tired of her. And the only thing Boogie can “mentor” is how to use the jack shack!

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    chooch850
    Posted July 3, 2012 at 10:55 am

    Itchy, I agree with you on bringing back past BB players, especially ones that have been there multiple times. They know the lay-out AND the behind-the-scenes producers. This gives them an unfair advantage right from the start that will influence how they act and react. Production involvement has always been denied by TPTB. This is just another way for them to manipulate the way things go in the house. These veterans will help manipulate the newbies into doing what will be “good TV”.

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    classy drunk
    Posted July 3, 2012 at 11:00 am

    I would even be ok with people who were voted out in the first 4 evictions. At least we don’t know them and they don’t know THAT much about being on the inside. The biggest losers of BB.

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    chooch850
    Posted July 3, 2012 at 11:38 am

    The first episode of “Rumor Control” aired on SuperPass yesterday. This show is suppose to be hosted by Rachel and Dani. Dani was there with Spicy, and Rachel checked in on an IPad, supposedly still in Costa Rica with Brendon. As for rumors, Spicy asked Dani about her and Dom to which she gave the standard answer, “We’re just friends.” Rachel finally came right out and asked her if they were dating and Dani totally blew her off, saying she couldn’t hear her, even after Rachel asked her 3 fucking times!

    All Rachel could talk about was COSTA RICA… Costa Rica this and Costa Rica that… on and on they got their Kindle and their laptop stolen from their hotel room, they saw a fish, a frog, a tree, a waiter, a seashell…. then oops! she’s gone…. her internet connection is gone and it’s dead air, YAY! LOL!

    Anyhow, when she DID come back, which was my whole point, Dani asked her if she was a mentor, like all the rumors have been saying and all she could say was “Ummm, I talked to Janelle a few days ago and she said she was going to Greece!” Okay? No one asked her anything about Janelle. We all know that the Greece trip was a total LIE! The picture Janelle posted was from a magazine, not even her! Friday’s “Rumor Control” is suppose to be hosted by Janelle and Rachel. That is the day before the newbies go into the house. I’m sure both of them will be there.

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    itchy
    Posted July 3, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    Well, I won’t mind seeing Janelle again. But I’ll rethink watching the season if Rachel is back. What a fucking drag.

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    chooch850
    Posted July 3, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    4 mentors and 14 houseguests… right? 4 doesn’t go into 14. So how would they split up the teams? Do the math… it makes no sense! It only makes sense if it’s 2 mentors to a team. Good vs Evil…. how fucking lame is that! May as well just give them white and black cowboy hats and gone with a western theme.

    So now that I’m thinking like this… that would mean that in order for a mentor to go home, then 7 fucking newbies would have to be evicted before they would have to leave… right? Rachel would be there a longgggg time Itchy. She’s fat now too!

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    itchy
    Posted July 3, 2012 at 2:36 pm

    Uggghhhhhhhh.

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    Annie
    Posted July 4, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    God, I hope this isn’t the case. I am so tired of them bringing back the same people summer after summer. Their twists have sucked for a few years now, I was hoping this season would be a fresh start, with some newbies who have never played before!

    Big Bro is turning into MTV’s The Challenge. Bringing back the same people year after year (i.e. CT, Paula, Johnny, Coral…etc). Enough already!!!

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    Annie
    Posted July 4, 2012 at 9:36 pm

    Ohhh…lmao, those pics on Janelle’s twitter are totally fake.
    In that recent pic of her “on the beach” in Greece, her hair grew about 4 inches longer, and her black roots are hella showing unlike the picture that was taken a few weeks prior (end of June)

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    CrazyTrain
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 9:46 am

    I just had to live through Rachel on Amazing race.
    Why does the universe hate us so much?

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    LdyJne114
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 10:30 am

    Anyone take a look at the cast yet? The Hantz clan is set to ruin another season of reality tv….ugh.

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    chooch850
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 10:53 am

    Yes, I’ve looked them over already. I did a quick article on them last night, before they came out with the official cast pictures and bios. It hasn’t been published on the front page yet. It’s just my very first impressions of them and it’s not ALL of them. I will post all of them later today or tomorrow and we can all thoroughly discuss (or be disgusted by) them.

    The fact they have Russell Hantz’s brother and 4 returning BB veterans is making this all so UN- Big Brother like!
    At least the latest rumor is that Rachel is OUT as a mentor. That should make a lot of people happy.

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    LdyJne114
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 11:33 am

    I don’t think I could take Boobs AND a Hantz in the same show.

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    classy drunk
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 11:38 am

    Where’s Spike to say a prayer that Boobs is NOT back?!!?!??

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    NikkiHughes
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 11:39 am

    (Russell’s brother) Willie’s bio says that he would shoot himself if he was in the house with Rachel. So…..?

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    exhero
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    Nice to hear that Rachell is out as a mentor. I doubt she’d be much of one anyway. Her team would probably have to constantly dry her tears and listen to her lament about missing her bookie.

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    itchy
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    Is this Hantz the same as the uncle who came on Survivor? How many of these midgets are there? And what chance in hell does this guy stand as soon as people figure out who he is?

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    LdyJne114
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    No, this is a different brother….Brandon’s father didn’t look quite as much like Russell as this guy does

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    NikkiHughes
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 12:41 pm

    Where did you see/hear that Rachel is out?

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    chooch850
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 12:49 pm

    He’s only 34 and Brandon was 20 when he was on Survivor so, no I don’t think he’s his Dad that was on the show with him. This is what Willie had to say about it in an interview:

    Willie hopes to keep his identity as a Hantz a secret from his fellow house guests – a plan that did not work out for his nephew Brandon on Survivor: South Pacific – but Big Brother contestants are always told to “expect the unexpected.”

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    Kittkatt
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 12:52 pm

    Now just wait a fucking minute here. Boobs is out? For a Hantz? WTF!?!?!

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    chooch850
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    All of the gossip sites are reporting now that she is definitely out. Evel Dick pretty much verified it last night.

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    NikkiHughes
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    LOL @Kittkatt

    Well, my mother will be ecstatic, but I was kinda looking forward to her whiny ass. I mean, if we HAVE to have repeat players, it might as well be someone not boring….

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    chooch850
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    Three years in a row is a bit too much even for me…. she wasn’t THAT great! Now Jesse, on the other hand……

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    NikkiHughes
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    GAH-ROSS. Jesse is insufferable. blech!

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    itchy
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    Boobs was just a smokescreen to help us swallow a new Hantz. You suck, CBS!

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    Kittkatt
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    Well fuck me running. I was interested in seeing her gameplay without sniffles dragging her down. Might as well just take me out in the country and shoot me now.

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    crankyguy
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    GOOD! There will definitely be a boycott of Big Brother in the crankyguy household if Boobs McFirecrotch is invited back.

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    chooch850
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 3:03 pm

    Allison Grodner announced today, when she released all of the cast photos and bios, that there WILL be 4 returning BB veteran who will “mentor” the new houseguests AND that none of them will be from last season. So that definitely means Rachel is OUT. The buzz NOW is that it is Danielle Reyes from BB3.

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    blazergirl
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 3:17 pm

    Is there any word on if the mentors will be living in the house? Or just visiting from time to time? I think I would be much more okay with it if they weren’t in the house all the time.

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    chooch850
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 5:32 pm

    Yes, the mentors will be living in the house. It wouldn’t be Big Brother if they didn’t.

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    chooch850
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 4:45 am

    CBS recently posted this poll and everyday they update it. It’s a countdown to the final 4 mentors. Danielle Reyes is NOT on the list so she’s not going to be one of them like we’ve been predicting. It’s 4 of these guys. Check it out. I’d like to see Brittney from BB11 or Enzo. I know it’s not Jesse, he’s wrestling.

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    chooch850
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 4:46 am

    Shit… I forgot to give you guys the link:

    http://www.cbs.com/shows/big_brother/vote/

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    NikkiHughes
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 5:56 am

    awwwwwwwwwww I forgot about the awesomeness that is Britney!! I wish she and Reny would return.