BB13:They’re In!

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By Chooch | Sunday, July 3, 2011 | 5:13 pm | 9 Comments
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bb13_hgs_enterBig Brother 13 has officially begun! CBS let the first 8 houseguests into the new Big Brother house last night. The unsuspecting newbies are unaware of the “Double Trouble” twist yet. That won’t come until this Thursday night, June 7th. Julie Chen will fill them in on the LIVE show at 9pm. They have been let in early so the crew can get all the promo shots and camera angles plus they need to have their first food competition too. CBS need to have something to show us on Thursday night.

The producers have been really trying to keep us guessing on who the returning has-beens are. They have people holed up in hotels everywhere trying to put up smoke screens. Reports are that Evel Dick, Jeff and Jordan, Brendan and Rachel were all in one hotel together, but then moved them all to different locations, scattering them like cockroaches in the middle of the night. Fake or not-so-fake tweets are popping up from Natalie and Jesse claiming they are NOT sequestered. Same goes for Brendan.

hoh17I got one thing to say and then I ain’t gonna say no more. If Brendan and Rachel go back into the Big Brother house for another season, then I will not be doing the Big Brother Live Feed Updates in the forums this season. I refuse to sit there and watch those two suck and slurp and lick and hump and all that other disgusting shit they did last time. I won’t do it! I still have nightmares. And You can’t make me either.



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I'm a retired barwhore, who owned a drinking establishment for 20+ years. I've seen it all & done alot of it myself. I AM TV Patrol! I keep you all informed on new shows, specials, cancellations & the Nielson Ratings. I also contribute to "About Last Night". Award shows & the red carpet fashions in "Fashiongasm" are also on my agenda. I'm an expert in television viewing & I'm not afraid to voice my opinion about what sucks or doesn't suck on TV. Oh... and I'm always right.

9 Comments

  1. 1
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted July 3, 2011 at 5:32 pm

    I will not be able to watch the show live every night but I do follow the live feeds and I am excited this year. It sounds amazing. Maybe I will just watch it online the next day.

  2. 2
    zerocool
    Posted July 3, 2011 at 6:47 pm

    Don’t blame you one bit Chooch. Their slobbering is disgusting.

  3. 3
    giffordsaz
    Posted July 3, 2011 at 11:00 pm

    No don’t you all believe Chooch. Even if our worst nightmrae happens and Brachel enters the BB house she will end up watching sooner than later. Don’t Worry and start writing letters and demand a reduction in Chooch’s pay until she steps up and does her job. She won’t be able to help herself. And day three when Rachel is thrown out we will all be happier.

  4. 4
    itchy
    Posted July 4, 2011 at 12:52 am

    Oh Chooch, you know full well the season will be NOTHING without you and we know (well, okay, hope) you will feel the irresistable call of duty to perform this humanitarian service for the rest of us. Even if, yeah, ick… I really hope they don’t bring those two back. Or Jesse.

    Also, is there a possibility the main TVGasm page can provide direct links/updates from the BB forums again? They’re indispensable for watching the season.

  5. 5
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted July 4, 2011 at 7:21 am

    Please tell me that the Newbies have some common sense and form an 8 person alliance to get rid of all the Has-Beens, no matter who they are.

  6. 6
    giffordsaz
    Posted July 4, 2011 at 12:03 pm

    Nope Derek. They will have the proverbial suck up that will seek fame like a whore and cozy with any low life to get camera time and future fame.

  7. 7
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted July 4, 2011 at 5:47 pm

    @ Giffordsaz, unfortunately, I didn’t think so.

  8. 8
    giffordsaz
    Posted July 5, 2011 at 9:13 am

    I am going to facilitate a group therapy session for all interested in the live rant area beginning the hour AFTER the show ends on the west coast. Along with professional mental help we will have guest professionals to deal with stomach upset and high blood pressure. Those in need of n=more intensive threapy are incouraged to take two shots and join the rehash of old hash. See you there Thursday.

  9. 9
    giffordsaz
    Posted July 6, 2011 at 8:51 am

    *encouraged…. but really if I start correcting myself it will never end.

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