BB14: Boogie Nightmares!

Boogie (a threat to Dan): “I’ll make you lose your cool when I tell you I’m going to fly to Michigan to fuck your wife!”

Mike Boogie can not believe that anyone would dare put him on the block! It’s just ridiculous! He and Frank have decided that the peons in the Big Brother house are unworthy of even being in the same room with them. These other houseguests have made a huge mistake and the wrath of Boogie is going to rain down upon them. And their #1 Enemy is…..

…that Bible-reading no-good bastard DAN! He is making fun of Boogie in the Diary Room, Boogie knows it and he’s making a fool of him in front of all of America and most of  all Dr. Will! Well Boogie has a PLAN and Dan will be the one who’s the fool come Thursday. He needs five votes to stay in the house and he thinks he has them, BUT you don’t know the half of it kids. There is crying from everyone, even Ian is reduced to tears by the end of the night and these are not tears of joy by any means. You have to go the Big Brother Live Feed Updates here for the MOST intense week in the Big Brother house that I’ve feedcapped since Evel Dick was around. Cudos to Giffordsaz for getting the most dramatic confrontation of the season ever!

I often wondered why Boogie wants that money sooo badly. If he does go home Thursday, he won’t make it the Jury house and he won’t get paid that extra money the houseguest get for making it there til the finale. This is why he was so intent on not wanting to play and staying a coach. The money was more of a sure thing. He’ll still have the $20,000 he signed on for and I’m sure TPTB greased his palm in other ways, but his money train will dry up with this eviction. For all his bragging about 17 restaurants and a life of luxury. I think his well has gone dry……

It’s either pay up or off to jail you go. Bye-Bye Boogie Bye-Bye!

By the way…. Pandora’s Box is going down NOW!

Love, chooch

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