Shane to Danielle: “Do you know what a dork is? A whale’s penis…. just call me ‘Whale Penis’. “
The awkwardness of Shanielle is reaching it’s breaking point. He confessed an intimate secret to her and she blew it off, demanding more “me” time or they could just forget the whole “showmance” thing. He told Britney, “She wants me to kiss her all the time!” Our “whale penis” is soooo confused! This is definitely NOT what CBS was hoping for when they started pushing this season’s Big Brother couple.
Now WTF is Ian doing with these two lovely ladies on each side of him? Wouldn’t you like to know. It’s Vegas-style fun, that’s for sure. You need to check out all the fun times going on this week in the house. Big Brother hasn’t been boring, that’s for sure. Check it out here at Big Brother Live Feed Updates. Don’t forget that awesome VETO competition. Oh and the Unitard wasn’t the only costume to make the scene. Someone had to perform a very unique 24-hour punishment. Did I say too much…..
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