BB14: Finale Night Woes

Watercooler

By Chooch | Tuesday, September 18, 2012 | 2:50 pm | 24 Comments
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Ian: “You know that sign at the end of a show that no animals were harmed making this production? They can’t do that – the fish died.”

Oh Danielle, I understand! It’s almost over, only one more day and then what will we do? WHAT WILL WE DO? I have spent just as many days in the Big Brother house as these “Final 3″ have and I feel their anxiety about leaving tomorrow. Sure, I’ve been able to leave my house and go into the world, shop at Walmart, chat with people in the forums, but I’ve isolated myself in many ways. When Big Brother 14 ends, I have to find a life! I’m not alone either. Every season, millions, thousands, hundreds of us go through Big Brother withdrawals. There’s the need to whisper in the pantry, the urge to count all of the doorknobs, the insistence that your family members are forming secret alliances behind your back. Oh sure, Survivor starts on the same night Big Brother ends, BUT Survivor is no Big Brother! You are just kidding yourself if you think it will fill in the void, the emptiness, the hole left by not seeing Ian swing on that hammock just one last time ……

There is one bright light at the end of this tunnel. The new 2012 Fall Season is upon us. Next week we will be bombarded with a plethora of new and returning shows. In fact, it has already begun with The Voice on NBC and The X-Factor on FOX, beginning this week. We will soon forget all about Dan being the “Best Big Brother Player Ever!” By the way, that is NOT my opinion, but many believe it, just not me. So with still only one day left, there is lots to see and read about in the Big Brother Live Feed Updates here. Dan is busy playing mind games. He doesn’t seem to be able to stop. If you would like to know who won Parts #1 & #2 of the HOH competitions and the aftermaths of each, then we have all of the DRAMA that CBS probably won’t have time to show you. Join us and have a little fun while you’re there. Celebrate a great season of Big Brother with us! We can all go through withdrawals together.

love, chooch

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24 Comments

  1. 1
    juddfan
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 5:44 pm

    I’m with you, Chooch! I don’t think he’s the best player ever, but I suppose he’s the best of the season by a mile . . .

  2. 2
    giffordsaz
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 5:44 pm

    Chooch,
    you are the best feedcapper at the TVGasm. You tell it like it is and you keep people informed of what is happening in the house.
    We are with you on the withdrawl of BB. It is already happening and we are still 24 hours away from the tragity.
    Thank you for what you have done for us this past summer. You have given 2 1/2 months of your life and it matters.

    See you all the way to the end.

    Giffordsaz., xoxoxoxox

  3. 3
    Flipit Flipit
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 6:01 pm

    CHOOOOOCH!
    I have absolutely loved this season. It’s been one of the juiciest in a long ass time, no? Love you and all you do. Glad to have you in my life and on the site. You’re a LEGEND.

  4. 4
    JimmyT JimmyT
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 6:18 pm

    I think I’m going to be suffering more from Chooch withdrawal that BB withdrawal. You, the other sisterwives and the other feedcappers and commenters are great. I don’t think I would be watching this show if it weren’t for you guys. Thanks for a great season!!

  5. 5
    Robin Robin
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 6:34 pm

    At the risk of sounding like a groupie, I want to also thank Chooch for a blast BB Season, too.

    You ARE the best feedcapper at TVGasm.

    You catch stuff that I otherwise wouldn’t and I appreciate the nudge.

    Thanks Again, Robin

  6. 6
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 6:48 pm

    @Chooch, WOW! a shoutout from the Mighty Flipit. And of course from the rest of us who have depended uppon your take of the demented BB happenings.

    10Q

  7. 7
    Noody
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 6:52 pm

    Withdrawal!!! OMG! I’m feeling it already…What will I ever do with my life now..I dont wanna face reality! Thanks for a great season, Chooch and Giff….I really felt part of the team this year..Last year I had nothing but trouble with the forums so I just gave up…Thanks so very much to Flipit, who got us all going so smoothly this season…Dan will always be #1 in my eyes, but Ian for the win!!!

  8. 8
    Robin Robin
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 7:22 pm

    @Noody,

    “Withdrawal!!! OMG! I’m feeling it already…What will I ever do with my life now..”

    If you don’t mind, would you consider posting those hilarious pics like you did at the Big Brother site? Might give you something to do…and it will certainly entertain me. You are funny!

    Hugs, Robin

  9. 9
    Robin Robin
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 7:25 pm

    ^^ Preferably Survivor Funny pics…

  10. 10
    Robin Robin
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 7:47 pm

    Noody,

    I have vacillated between Dan and Ian the entire season..

    After Ian lost a puzzle to Danielle, I was so disapointed. How is he so smart and lost a puzzle to Danielle? I don’t lke that.

    Did he do it on purpose? He has been so darn silly in general, I just don’t know. He has made goofy desicions before.

    I am rooting for Dan. After that, I never want to see another repeat person on BB ever again.

    Grodner, We know you are writing a script and casting. Not fun anymore.

  11. 11
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 8:01 pm

    @ Flipit – thanks for working so tirelessly to get the forums up.

    @ Chooch and Giff…Rtv…Noody…etc..thanks for the updates and pictures.

    My job thanks you all for my lack of productivity. I can say that I got more sleep this year unlike years of the Donatos and Branchel when it cones to the endurance challenges. People went from hanging on for hours to now giving away challenges.

    I’ll miss everyone in the live feeds. I already feel like I’m out of touch with my feeder friends.

  12. 12
    Pikey578
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 8:03 pm

    I want to add my voice to those thanking Chooch, Gifford, Noody, Robin, et al for all the postings in the forums. I have loved reading them all. They made the boring parts of the show more exciting and the exciting parts amazing! Still rooting for Ian and Dan to be the final two (and I don’t even care what order they finish in).

  13. 13
    Robin Robin
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 8:04 pm

    Ok, What the heck, it is a discussion group, I will continue to discuss.

    You know doggone well that they cast Shane and Danielle hoping for a “Showmance”.

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Sorry, I got carried away. Anyway, I want whatever the casting director was smoking when they cast Shane as a heterosexual construction worker who falls in love with a “Beauty Queen” who looks like Jack Nicholson in the joker.

    Dan read them like a book.

  14. 14
    ghostface
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 8:18 pm

    Add me to the list of grateful lurkers…BB withdrawal? nah it’s choooch withdrawal!! Hey I really am appreciative for all ur hard work annd sharing…goes for giff ,noody(tis I noody) and the whole crew…love staying informed and everyone’s input and takes and scenarios and jokes and snarks…also im a big fan of how cool and respectful everyone is at the forums. I LOVE BB but I luv it more with u guys!
    (ps go Dan)

  15. 15
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 11:10 pm

    I’m jumping on the adoration pile chooch! I’m going to miss your take on the hamsters and your occasional temper tantrums. Noody you have been a great addition to the club as well as your spawn. Giff I love you like a sister as well as a sisterwife! I’m going to go cry now.

    Oh and GO DAN!

  16. 16
    MissKris RTVfan
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 8:57 am

    Add me to the Chooch love pile and sign me up for detox because withdrawal will set in soon! Awesome BB summer made more awesome because we started out pissed off and feeling betrayed (not sure if that’s the exact right feeling but….) by TPTB and ended up embracing and loving this season. In spite of the twists. Can we please do a BB Rehab for all of us in withdrawal? Followed of course by the obligatory BB Sober House. That should take us through to next summer.

    Many many many thanks to Chooch, Giff, Noody, Cherie, Alesia, and everyone else who provided all the entertainment needed to prolong my addiction. You all are the greatest enablers ever!

  17. 17
    MissKris RTVfan
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 9:00 am

    And Go Dan or Ian! And please please please, no matter what the outcome, PLEASE GIVE IAN THE HAMMOCK as a parting gift!

  18. 18
    zerocool
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 10:54 am

    I’m going to be ridiculously douchy and just say “ditto” to all the love for the livefeeders and re-cappers. Go Ian/Dan – booo to Danielle!

  19. 19
    considerthis
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 11:47 am

    Wonder if Jodi will be allowed back for the reunion – or maybe just the back row of the audience with a quick pic as the cut away to commericial?

  20. 20
    (J)ustPeachy (J)ustPeachy
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    Great job, Chooch! Going to miss you more than any house guest.
    Giff, you too! You are such a pro, you recap in your sleep. *bows down*
    Thank you Noody and Spawn also for keeping us updated and entertained.
    I’m definitely going to have Forum withdrawals.
    I check them first thing when I wake up, last thing before I go to bed,
    and countless times in between!!!
    Thank you to Flipit for getting the forums up and running in time!
    I can’t wait till next year.
    Hoping for all newbies!
    See you in the backyard for the interviews!
    <3 (J)ustPeachy

  21. 21
    (J)ustPeachy (J)ustPeachy
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 12:41 pm

    *See you in the forums for the backyard interviews.
    I won’t actually be there, lol.

  22. 22
    Robin Robin
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 4:28 pm

    Just wanted to add that we wouldn’t have had the such a blast this summer if Flipit hadn’t gone the distance to make sure we had a place to go to party!

    Thank You, Flipit.

    TC, Robin

  23. 23
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 9:36 pm

    Chooch love is oozing from my monitor!! Your recaps make every season so much more tolerable. Thanks to the sisterwife recappers and every one else for their lively discussion!!!

  24. 24
    NoodysSpawn
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 8:24 pm

    i will miss this season and everyone in the forums. and i also miss dan being in the house, just because getting him to acknowledge you on twitter is a challenge. the mist is running low.. its like when you have a tiny bit of your favorite perfume and you dont want it to be gone so you try so hard to make it last so i think i’m gonna start a dan challenge! if you can get dan to reply to you, your a legend lol.. ok im done with that rant.
    i loved seeing everyone share there photos the days the feeds went down. :) thank you for an enjoyable summer :)

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