Beyoncé Named People’s Most Beautiful Woman

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By Nads | | 10:20 am | 6 Comments
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Beyoncé was crowned People‘s Most Beautiful Woman of 2012. She said, “I feel more beautiful than I’ve ever felt because I’ve given birth. I have never felt so connected, never felt like I had such a purpose on this earth.”

I kind of love the quote after the crowning. It’s like what do you say to that? I’m sure Beyonce was like–it’s about time I won this sh*t…I’m way hotter than J.Lo. Sure, she may be bootylicious, but that bitch doesn’t have Jay-Z on her arm!

Others that made the list are…or as People calls them “Faces We Love”:
Sofia Vergara, Charlize Theron, Michelle Williams, Lily Collins, Kate Middleton, Julia Roberts, Nicole Kidman, and Christina Hendricks and Jessica Paré.

As for the others, I wonder what they get for that honor? Do they get a paper certificate? A trophy? Could you imagine what that trophy would look like? Think it would be a statue of a woman in front of a mirror adoring her reflection?

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

6 Comments

  1. 1
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted April 25, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    NEIGH!

    Is it me or is she suffering from MJ syndrome. I personally would’ve voted for J’Adore Theron.

  2. 2
    Blissful
    Posted April 25, 2012 at 6:09 pm

    I’m sorry, no offense to Beyonce, she seems nice and is a hard worker, but she is just so over rated in my opinion. Feel free to crucify me for saying this, but I can’t stand her acting and find her music boring. Again, I don’t think she is a bad person and I hope she continues to find success, but in my opinion, she is seriously over-hyped. And yes, I have seen her live shows. As for personal attractions, she’s above average, in my opinion, but not by much.

    On looks and talent (on the list), I would have voted for Christina Hendrix. I adore that woman. But that’s just my opinion. Charlize Theron is also a good choice.

  3. 3
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted April 25, 2012 at 7:21 pm

    Charlize is gorgeous, but she’s no Queen Bey.

  4. 4
    mmkate
    Posted April 27, 2012 at 9:10 am

    Great. She needed that ego boost.

  5. 5
    hot cawfee
    Posted April 27, 2012 at 9:21 am

    Blissful– not hate from this sector— I think she is getting Baby points—I am sure next year its Angelina and her wedding fir the title.
    Wow–hope that happens–will totally send Jennifer “Left Eye” Aniston over the edge !!!!!!

  6. 6
    JenP
    Posted April 27, 2012 at 9:50 am

    I agree!!!!!

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