Biebs Paternity Suit Dismissed **UPDATE** Game On

16 Comments

1. 1
   Snootchy Bootches
   Posted November 16, 2011 at 2:00 pm

   It is still on. There was just a change of attorneys for the woman.
   http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/16/mariah-yeater-lawyer-paternity-action-with-justin-bieber-is-not-over_n_1097459.html

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   nads
   Posted November 16, 2011 at 2:15 pm

   will update now! thanks!!!

3. 3
   Alejandra
   Posted November 16, 2011 at 3:03 pm

   Am I the only one who’s grossed out by the statutory rapey-ness of this whole thing?

4. 4
   itchy
   Posted November 16, 2011 at 3:13 pm

   I want so badly for him to be the father than I’m nearly ready to pray to Jesus for it to be so.

   And the whole idea of using one’s wealth to intimidate other people into silence is not just creepy, it’s scary as hell.

5. 5
   Viane Slice
   Posted November 16, 2011 at 3:26 pm

   Isn’t Bieber a virgin?

6. 6
   lindaw205
   Posted November 16, 2011 at 4:30 pm

   Wow, itchy, you DO want this badly!

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   chaosbutterfly
   Posted November 16, 2011 at 4:58 pm

   @itchy, I do too, if for no other reason than it would be way more entertaining than if he weren’t.
   All these dodo birds sending her death threats would feel so dumb in that moment ahahahahaha.

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   Snootchy Bootches
   Posted November 16, 2011 at 5:13 pm

   I want it to be true too if for no other reason than it might remove the smug look he always seems to wear.

   And maybe I am just getting old and I know he has a lot of money and fame and all but… How could anyone find him attractive enough to have sex with?!?! He looks like a 10 year old. So gross!

   (And always happy to help, Nads!!)

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   NotWithoutMyTV
   Posted November 16, 2011 at 5:40 pm

   @Snootchy Bootches: I’m thinking most of the people who want to have sex with Bieber are young teenage girls. And I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but teenage girls are 1) weird, and 2) dumb. They are only slightly less weird and dumb than teenage boys.

   I think most other females–those that think of Beiber at all–think of him like a cute little puppy that they would like to take care of, and put bows on, and carry around in their purse.

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    nads
    Posted November 16, 2011 at 6:01 pm

    and yes, on the flip side—if crazy mariah is right–it would be amazing. but if she’s some cra cra, they do need to make an example out of her.

    if the case is still on, it’s not OUT OF the question that it’s true though…can’t wait for the results!!

    only way to tell is if the baby comes out w/ the bieber do’ when its born. lol

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    PlathAddict
    Posted November 16, 2011 at 8:08 pm

    Well, the woman is obviously insane. Who in their right mind would launch a paternity suit against a 10 year old? Isn’t she worried about going to jail? How is she going to collect child support behind bars? None of it makes any sense.

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    sarcasatire
    Posted November 16, 2011 at 10:21 pm

    @Plath, I read that the statutory rape law in Cali doesn’t apply if the couple is no more than 3 yrs apart in age. His current girlfriend, Selena Gomez, was 18, and he 16, when they began dating, also.

    I dunno..this girl is stuck between a rock and a hard place. I believe she did have sex with Bieber. I believe that she had sex with someone else during that time, as well. Her ex mentioned that she also approached him to take a DNA test. I’ve seen enough Maury episodes to know that some girls sleep around and just because a guy is found not to be the dad that doesn’t mean the sex never happened.

    I’m more worried that if Bieber is proven not to be father he will sue saying she made the whole thing up to defame, when he probably did bang her in a dusty arena bathroom, and only dodged a bullet because his little swimmers aren’t quite sure what to do yet.

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    classy drunk
    Posted November 17, 2011 at 4:59 am

    @snootchy, I am sure my mother felt the same way about my love for Joey McIntyre. Not sure how that is b/c he was SO HOT, but I am sure he looked like a little kid to her and could see nothing hot about him.

    Now what I will say is that I don’t think he’s a cute kid. There are kids out there that are cute like Diggy Simmons.

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    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted November 17, 2011 at 6:30 am

    No no not the same at all, Classy Drunk! In my day it was Shaun Cassidy, but, like Joey McIntyre, at least he looks like his balls have dropped! The Beibs not so much.

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    Laura V
    Posted November 17, 2011 at 11:59 am

    Biebs, take my strong advice. Just remember to always think twice. (Don’t think twice! Don’t think twice! Aooh!)

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    lindaw205
    Posted November 17, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    The Biebs looks, and sounds, like a girl. An ugly girl. An ugly smug looking girl.