Big Brother Updates

Watercooler

By Chooch | Saturday, January 12, 2013 | 2:29 pm | 8 Comments
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“But it was alright, everything was alright, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.” – George Orwell, 1984

Where do I begin, so much to talk about… I could just explode! Okay, I’ll start with CBS announcing the NEW schedule for Big Brother 15. They have added TWO MORE WEEKS! Yes, that’s right. The new season will start on June 26th. and it’s still going to run right thru to September, like always. They’ve also made changes to their time-slot schedule. Big Brother 15 will now air on Tuesdays at 9pm, Wednesdays at 9pm, and Sundays at 8pm. The Wednesday night show will now be the LIVE eviction show.

They are still taking applications for houseguests for Big Brother 15, even though there’s rumors it’s going to be another “All-Stars” season. I don’t believe it, but I’m SURE there will be returning veterans. CBS is never going back to an all-newbie cast, so if anyone is interested you can still send in a video until May 11th. Wouldn’t it be awesome if we had a ‘Gasmite in the BB house!!

Oh and get this…. Yesterday ELLEN had Nicole Kidman on her show and they were talking about these stupid vitamins. This was all bullshit that was just leading up to the fact that Ellen was taking her show to Australia. She made a big deal out of wanting to take someone from the studio audience with her and then she pulled an “Oprah”. She told told the whole damn audience they were ALL going to Australia with her. Then these interns come out and start passing out plane tickets to the frenzied crowd and the camera pans out and there stands…..

Fuckin’ Jeff and Jordan!

Yep…. Jeff and Jordan from Big Brother 11 & 13 and also The Amazing Race, were in the audience and now they’re going to Australia with goddamn Ellen! Unbelievable! I love Jeff and Jordan, I really do, but damn those two can fall in sewer pit and still smell like lilacs. I don’t know what to say……

Let’s just move on to Celebrity Big Brother-UK and Speidi! It’s been a week and the couple survived the first eviction. Even though every housemate nominated them for eviction, it was the viewers who voted who goes home and they decided that the unstable, ex “super model” and former Simom Cowell girlfriend, Paula Hamilton should go.

“”I’m done, I’ve had enough and I’m ready to go now…”

The “housemates were given tasks all week to win green balls, which would go towards their “shopping list”. This is much like the food competitions that we see in our BB house. One particular game had housemates passing objects to each other, from mouth to mouth, without dropping the item. This caused a problem for some…..

“OOOO Spence baby… cream my face with it … come in my mouth sweet-cheeks!”

“Come on Heidi… I didn’t REALLY cream in her mouth!”

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8 Comments

  1. 1
    lindaw205
    Posted January 13, 2013 at 6:48 am

    Please, no, these two just can’t be back in the news. It’s bad enough that the Kartrashians will never go away but Speidi is back!! Maybe the UK will keep them.

  2. 2
    chooch850
    Posted January 13, 2013 at 8:45 am

    Well, here’s an *UPDATE* for you. A BB-UK insider says it’s no surprise that Spencer and Heidi weren’t evicted the 1st week. They were paid $500,000 to be in the house. That’s what a BB winner gets here in the US, but they’re not “celebrities” like Speidi. Now I’m wondering what they were offering Lindsey Lohan?

  3. 3
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted January 13, 2013 at 12:14 pm

    $500,000 is not bad. Maybe I shouldn’t admit this, but I watched the first three episodes, and I didn’t find them all that repugnant. I like them a lot better than Brendon and Rachel.

  4. 4
    awfuleyebrow
    Posted January 13, 2013 at 5:15 pm

    I can’t believe Speidi warrants that kind of paycheck. The producers just handed them another week in the house, and likely some sympathy votes from the Brits since they watched the houseguests trash talk them a bit. Though I was actually surprised at how soft the thrashing was.

    I love the poncey Irish host guy. He is over the top cheesey, but so much more fun than the arid wasteland that is the Chenbot’s commentary.

    On a barely related note… Is anyone else watching The Joe Schmoe Show? It’s a little cruel and ridiculously hilarious. Lorenzo Lamas is a revelation as a parody of himself. All of the characters are pretty outrageous and the dialogue is nuts.

  5. 5
    niknakflipflop niknakflipflop
    Posted January 14, 2013 at 8:02 am

    @awfuleyebrow-I’m totally watching the Joe Schmo Show! First time ever and I almost didn’t check it out cuz I thought I’d hate it but I seriously lol’d! It’s so ridiculous and yet I was cracking up. I was wondering if anyone else around here was watching it :)

  6. 6
    awfuleyebrow
    Posted January 14, 2013 at 4:05 pm

    Niknak- you should check out the two older seasons if you get a chance. They were both fun and you will likely recognize a few of the castmembers. The first season was a spoof on a Big Brother type show, and the second was a dating show spoof. I liked the first one best, but in the second one the faux smarmy British host had a falconer named Montecore as his co-host, so that was pretty fun. In the second season, which was at least 5 years ago, the first mark wasn’t fooled for long so they had to get a new mark and reconfigured the show. The original mark stayed on as part of the cast.

    It’s too bad that this show isn’t covered here. It seems tailor made for this site.

  7. 7
    awfuleyebrow
    Posted January 14, 2013 at 4:07 pm

    Oops, autocorrect added an ‘er’ to my falcon.

  8. 8
    niknakflipflop niknakflipflop
    Posted January 15, 2013 at 9:29 am

    @awfuleyebrow-I did look at the past seasons on IMDB and am very interested in watching them! This show is so ridiculous and funny! Once I saw the very 1st episode I immediately hoped it’d be capped here, this is the perfect site for this show! Thanks for filling me in and I’m glad someone else from around here is watching with me :)

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