Big Brother Wedding No. 2!

Watercooler

By Chooch | Friday, December 14, 2012 | 2:56 pm | 18 Comments
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We all know there is nothing better than a good “showmance” on Big Brother. That’s one of the reasons we watch. There has been quite a few over the years. None have been more publicized than Brenchel. For those of you living under a rock, that’s Brendon Villegas and Rachel Reilly, who fell in love during BB-12. In fact, their wedding, which happened in September, will be televised this weekend, Dec. 15th on WETV at 9pm. The season finale of My Fair Wedding with David Tutera: Unveiled is all about the reality drama queen’s big moment. From what I’ve seen in the “sneek peek”, Rachel’s mom makes Rachel look normal.

Ok, so we all know all about Brenchel and their crazy mad love for each other, but that’s not the only love that came out of the Big Brother house. There was April and Ollie from BB-10, who we got to watch hump under the covers in every room with a cushion. All we ever saw was April’s foot, which quivered and shook until her toes curled. Don’t forget the little weasel Eric, America’s Player during BB-8 and his “shomance” with the petite little Jessica. They were so cute. All he wanted was a kiss! America even voted for him to get that kiss. He didn’t get much more though, maybe a dry hump from his buddy Dustin. Who can forget James and Sarah from BB-6 They came into the game as “secret partners”, but in real life, were already having a romance. Then there’s America’s Sweethearts, Jeff and Jordan from BB-11. He’s been promising to marry her for 3 years. Has their day finally come? Am I forgetting anyone?

Yes I am! It’s Daniele Donato from BB-8 and BB-13 and Dominic Briones from BB-13. Remember when Daniele cougared him away from Cassi and would lay in bed with him for hours and hours and talk about butterflies! Well, now they’ve gone and made it official. They even had engagement pictures taken and set a wedding date. They plan to marry on January 19th, 2013. The big question now is…. will Evel Dick “give her away”? I’m sure he will, for a price!

  Then again, maybe not……

If you’d like to see the rest of Dani and Dominic’s engagement pictures just go here and check them out. Is anyone going to watch Brendon and Rachel get married this weekend? I know I am. I just want to see if David Turtera does a better job than Shelly did.

I hope everyone has a very Merry Christmas and Santa brings you everything you ask for. Oh LOOK, here comes Santa now!!!

love

chooch

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18 Comments

  1. 1
    Dashley Dashley
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    I know I’ll be tuning in to hate-watch! But let’s face it… if any two people were made for each other, it was these two. At least none of the rest of humanity has to deal with dating or being married to either of them. They’ve done us a favor.

  2. 2
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    I once saw “Evel Dick” at the Farmer’s Market. He looked like a piece of busted old shoe leather in a wig and was pitching a fit like a five -year-old to a woman who, based solely on looks, appeared to be his older sister. I did the math and realized she was probably in her late 60s, although she looked rather spry for her age…which meant she was probably his mother.

  3. 3
    WaffleBoy
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    The Brenchel wedding won’t interrupt Brendon curing cancer, right?

  4. 4
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    @Chooch, listing all the showmances makes me think that the show should do a mash-up of All-Stars/All-Showmance season of BB. Can you imagine if we see pathetic ass Erika chasing around Mike Boogie for a second time? Or Janelle and Will again, trying to get the better of each other? Or the most fucked up BB showmance of them all, Diane from BB5 and the guy who went to jail, Drew. The more I think of an All-Stars/All-Showmance season, I think I’d watch every episode (depending on casting, of course!)

    I wish all the best for Daniele and Dominic, but I’m pretty confident that Brenchel will find their way to Lynn Toler’s Divorce Court.

  5. 5
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 4:54 pm

    Any reason for a Jessi picture huh Chooch…lol

  6. 6
    annie annie
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    is that their real engagemet pic? Why do they look like fairies or elves?

    they both need a couple of hamburgers

  7. 7
    hot cawfee
    Posted December 15, 2012 at 9:20 am

    Hey what about Mike Boogie’s first “lady”– the chick from Loosiana with the daughter -Lakin??? Who remembers Boogie’s on air proposal to her????? Good times.

  8. 8
    annie annie
    Posted December 15, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    OMG hot cawfee, oh yeah! what was that all about? Good thing she never got married to him, she’d have a bad case of genital warts to deal with :P

  9. 9
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted December 15, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    Ah, yes. Season 2. Mike’s first “lady” was the one who was having some fun little knife play on the kitchen island that got Justin booted in the first week. Then she moved on to Boogie. She was a total class act.

    Then there was Will’s girlfriend Shannon, with her manly neck and criminal record of vehicular manslaughter. (I think…she may not have been convicted but she certainly did kill someone with her SUV.)

    And who could forget Hardly’s soft-core porn past. They really knew how to pick houseguests in that second season.

  10. 10
    chooch850
    Posted December 15, 2012 at 2:45 pm

    I have to weigh in here with my BB expertise. It wasn’t Shannon who had the vehicular manslaughter charges. The most she ever did was pose naked in Playboy. It was Tonya Paoni aka Tonya Casper, from BB-3, who was charged with reckless homicide while allegedly DUI, she rear-ended another car at 70+ mph and that caused a 5-car pile-up. It left 2 people dead.

  11. 11
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted December 15, 2012 at 4:19 pm

    Nope, Shannon was also in an accident that killed the other driver. Checking that reliable source, Reality News Online, she pleaded no contest to a reckless driving charge that resulted in the other driving being killed.

    Season 2 was the only season I paid that close attention to, and I remember her talking about the accident then the supersleuths at Jokers investigating. I’ll defer to the rest of your expertise, though.

  12. 12
    chooch850
    Posted December 15, 2012 at 5:44 pm

    Okay Valleygirl, I had to go looking and you are right. Shannon DID plead no contest to the charge of reckless driving in 1998 that resulted in the death of a 66 year old man. That was 3 years before she went into the BB house. This is why it slipped by me. Thanks for the info. I have been BB corrected!

  13. 13
    Mister_Dangerous
    Posted December 16, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    okay, you didn’t say the Dani picks were all about JESUS! I like Jesus but…

    BTW: I think Dani could get somebody better and cuter and richer but I guess if that’s who she wants — fine.

  14. 14
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted December 16, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    I think the Salvation Mountain setting for engagement photos is very strange. Is Dani a thumper now? If so, how did that happen?

  15. 15
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted December 16, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    And … WTF with all the effusive, over-the-top praise in the comments for those shitty, over-exposed photographs?

  16. 16
    chooch850
    Posted December 16, 2012 at 11:11 pm

    When I saw all the Jesus stuff, I thought of Evel Dick and his love for Jameka and her passion for the Lord.

    Did anyone watch the Brenchel wedding. The finale was sooooo fabulous! It was everything I hoped it would be. Rachel was drunk under a table, crying that she ruined David Tutera’s wedding. It was so much like her hiding in the bushes! In the end, her sister pulled her out from under the table and threw her over her shoulder and cared her out of the hall. No sign of Brendon anywhere.

  17. 17
    niknakflipflop niknakflipflop
    Posted December 17, 2012 at 10:19 am

    That place is like Jesus Candy Land! Wtf is it?

  18. 18
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted December 17, 2012 at 10:56 am

    Jesus Candy Land. Ha! Very good.

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