Andy over at RealityBlurred broke a story last night about Brendon and Rachel from this past season of Big Brother. Did they break up?!?! Did they get pregnant??? Did they watch themselves on TV and decide to have a joint lobotomy? NO. BETTER.
Brendon cheated! Well, kinda. He cheated on the internet. Does that even count? Bren was keyboard bangin some chick named Molly Shephard, who posted a pic of his peen for all the world to see. He’s definitely a shower. It looked way bigger when he was freeballing around the BB house. Supposedly, Molly’s not a slutty hooker at all and thought that Bredon had broken up with his scientistripper gf when she got all frisky with her mouse. She had no IDEA they were still together. I googled her and was super surprised to find out that the top three of five pics were her showcasing boobs and beer. Brendon? Likes em classy.
Did you drink this before or after church young lady?
This girl sounds like a total nut. She’s posted such poetic things as “now if only we could stop the blacks from spreading World Aids!” After Rachel tweeted that she was laying in bed with her future husband, Molly replied that her bf was tweeting her pics, and then put up a pic of Brendon on Skype. LOL. Rachel fought her, but Brendon came out and admitted that he did in fact Skype bang this ho. Of course, he asks us “not to deface Rachel’s name because of what I did.” So to all those taggers out there, please don’t spray paint on Rachel’s name…or something. GOD I’ve missed Big Brother English.
Check out RB for the full story and lots of links, including this one featuring Brendon’s peen. That means peen, for the people who want to write me letters and complain that I ruined their children’s lives by linking to a man pipe.