Big Brother’s Brendon Cheats on Boobs…Kinda

Watercooler

By Flipit | Sunday, December 5, 2010 | 12:17 am | 13 Comments
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Andy over at RealityBlurred broke a story last night about Brendon and Rachel from this past season of Big Brother. Did they break up?!?! Did they get pregnant??? Did they watch themselves on TV and decide to have a joint lobotomy? NO. BETTER.

Brendon cheated! Well, kinda. He cheated on the internet. Does that even count? Bren was keyboard bangin some chick named Molly Shephard, who posted a pic of his peen for all the world to see. He’s definitely a shower. It looked way bigger when he was freeballing around the BB house. Supposedly, Molly’s not a slutty hooker at all and thought that Bredon had broken up with his scientistripper gf when she got all frisky with her mouse. She had no IDEA they were still together. I googled her and was super surprised to find out that the top three of five pics were her showcasing boobs and beer. Brendon? Likes em classy.

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Did you drink this before or after church young lady?

 

This girl sounds like a total nut. She’s posted such poetic things as “now if only we could stop the blacks from spreading World Aids!” After Rachel tweeted that she was laying in bed with her future husband, Molly replied that her bf was tweeting her pics, and then put up a pic of Brendon on Skype. LOL. Rachel fought her, but Brendon came out and admitted that he did in fact Skype bang this ho. Of course, he asks us “not to deface Rachel’s name because of what I did.” So to all those taggers out there, please don’t spray paint on Rachel’s name…or something. GOD I’ve missed Big Brother English.

Check out RB for the full story and lots of links, including this one featuring Brendon’s peen. That means peen, for the people who want to write me letters and complain that I ruined their children’s lives by linking to a man pipe.

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13 Comments

  1. 1
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 5, 2010 at 7:24 am

    I guess we now know the reason Rachel didn’t want anyone getting between her and her man all summer….

  2. 2
    Mister Dangerous
    Posted December 5, 2010 at 10:39 am

    Thanks for the pictures FLIPIT. I can always count on you. You know what I like.

    It’s not tiny but I wouldn’t say he’s HUNG. If he was using TWO hands then he would be HUNG. Yet, it’s still a perfectly nice penis.

  3. 3
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 5, 2010 at 11:03 am

    Mr. D, Brendon’s definitely not in Brett Favre’s territory, I agree, but I’m sure he’s packing more than your boy, Russell Hantz. :-)

  4. 4
    nyccookie
    Posted December 5, 2010 at 11:10 am

    ok–that is huge.

  5. 5
    nyccookie
    Posted December 5, 2010 at 11:12 am

    imho.

  6. 6
    Angela Parisi LaRoe
    Posted December 5, 2010 at 11:54 am

    Wow. That is huge. No wonder they were always all over each other. Big boobs and big balls

  7. 7
    Pixielated
    Posted December 5, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    Bret Favre? I didn’t think he was that impressive. It didn’t even look that hard.

    I can’t believe I just typed that. :-)

  8. 8
    Mister Dangerous
    Posted December 5, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    Hey, don’t be talking trash about my fantasy husband, Russell Hantz. :p
    Mr. Hantz has it ALL going on in ALL departments: he’s handsome, he’s sexy, he’s got brains, he’s got brawn and I’m sure he’s “packing down there.” Russell Hantz is the complete package.

    Uh, Bret Favre — that thing is tiny. Hopefully, he’s a grower.

  9. 9
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 5, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    @ Pixie, that’s why I said NOT Brett Favre, lol, Brett hopefully was a grower….

    @ Mr. D, I think your Russell Hantz induced fantasies have gotten the better of you…. :-)

  10. 10
    C in Chicago
    Posted December 5, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    I … I could have gone my entire like without picturing Russel’s ‘Immunity (from Sex) idol’.

    Thanks. Thanks ever so much.

  11. 11
    C in Chicago
    Posted December 5, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    Like=Life. See the image frightened me into a pre-literate state!

  12. 12
    J-Mo J-Mo
    Posted December 5, 2010 at 9:24 pm

    What I find most disappointing is that the girl in the picture above isn’t showing how she can deepthroat that beer can. Now THAT would be impressive!

    love, J-Mo :)

  13. 13
    C in Chicago
    Posted December 6, 2010 at 6:43 am

    @J-Mo, There’s a fine line between ‘sexy’ and ‘anaconda’.

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