Big Brother’s Matt Hoffman, Douche.

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By Nads | | 9:31 am | 4 Comments
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I can’t believe that Matt lied about his wife having melorheostosis! I know this info is over 24 hours old, but I just got around to the episode on my DVR, and I’m disgusted. I understand that people would do a lot of things for $500,000, and that he admitted that he was lying in his video confession…but I still think it’s so wrong on so many levels. Lying about a serious disease to get a sympathy vote, it’s just low. Matt is as bad as Jonny Fairplay without the gross locks. And, I love how he’s now saying that if he wins that he’ll make a sizable donation to The Melorheostosis Association if he could exploit it. I’m over him, get him out of there.

If he wins, he should donate at least half of his winnings.

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4 Comments

  1. 1
    Posted July 23, 2010 at 2:15 pm

    I just think, that for someone who believes himself to be a genius, his quest to garner sympathy is unoriginal and boring at this point.

  2. 2
    giffordsaz
    Posted July 23, 2010 at 5:57 pm

    He did shock me with this one. Every time this booger decides to make a BIG game play he does the most stupid things. I hope he hangs on long enough to hang himself on the rope. Yeah for Andrew telling us the kid is wack.

  3. 3
    itchy
    Posted July 25, 2010 at 12:44 am

    I’m just tired of staring up his nostrils everytime he’s in the DR.

  4. 4
    AntSuck
    Posted July 25, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    Um… I don’t see what’s to complain about. If, through his lies, he successfully makes it farther, then good for him. What he did isn’t any different from lying in any other way on a reality show. And we all at some point have taken advantage of something we shouldn’t have.

    If there’s anything to complain about, it’s what Hazelton said: that this self-proclaimed (and multi-proclaimed) genius is really not doing anything impressive at all.

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