Big News For Venti Kardashian

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By Nads | Monday, December 12, 2011 | 4:12 am | 13 Comments
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Big news for Venti K…Lamar Odom is leaving Los Angeles and heading to Dallas to play for The Mavericks. I’m sure E! is excited because they get to shoot in a new city with the Kardashians. I wonder if Kris Kardashian had to sign any contracts to release Lamar of his Los Angeles TV duties? I swear, The Kardashians are the franchise that will end. They’re the cockroaches of reality TV…you kill one, but somehow they keep multiplying. HELLLLLPPPPPPPP!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

13 Comments

  1. 1
    baymenxpac
    Posted December 12, 2011 at 6:28 am

    he actually requested the deal, supposedly because he was so hurt by being included in the three-team trade for chris paul that was vetoed by the league. but why do i feel like kris’ hands aren’t on this somewhere?!

  2. 2
    Danielle
    Posted December 12, 2011 at 10:28 am

    Venti? Really?

  3. 3
    nads
    Posted December 12, 2011 at 12:08 pm

    yeah, Kourt is tall, Kim is Grande, and Khloe is Venti!

  4. 4
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted December 12, 2011 at 12:37 pm

    Makes sense to me Nads. Even though Khloe is only 5’9 she looks like she should play in the WNBA when she is with her sisters.

  5. 5
    un_freakin_believable!
    Posted December 12, 2011 at 2:51 pm

    You probably meant the franchise that will NOT end.

  6. 6
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted December 12, 2011 at 6:55 pm

    I can’t tell the Kardashians apart…nor do I have any desire to do so. But whichever one that is in the photo is giving some serious Elvis lip.

  7. 7
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted December 12, 2011 at 7:03 pm

    They both have crooked smiles in this pic but Khloe’s looks more like a snarl. Down girl!

  8. 8
    Moli Moli
    Posted December 12, 2011 at 7:24 pm

    I can never remember their names so its the whore, the man and the other one

  9. 9
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted December 12, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    Somewhere, Kourtney is crying, “Why does Kim get to be the whore? It’s always ‘whore, whore, whore!’ I hope she gets a football to the face rather than just NFL bukkake!”

  10. 10
    See-Jay
    Posted December 12, 2011 at 10:00 pm

    Ugh. The thought of a Kardashian leaving within my vicinity makes my head spin.

  11. 11
    See-Jay
    Posted December 12, 2011 at 10:01 pm

    *living

    See what it does to me?

  12. 12
    truthsquad
    Posted December 13, 2011 at 8:29 am

    My favorite fun fact about Khloe: “She homeschooled herself and graduated with ‘honors’..” (compliments of some stupid Screen Vision filler that I was forced to sit through too many times at the movies last year!

  13. 13
    ellemck1
    Posted December 13, 2011 at 9:30 am

    So she decided that she was gonna graduate with honors? Or did someone else decide? Because if you can decide, than I’m going to homeschool myself through nursing school and graduate with honors.

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