Bill Clinton Is Offering Mediation Services For The Strike

Watercooler

By Nads | Thursday, November 8, 2007 | 9:35 am | 1 Comments
Posted in: Watercooler
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Why can’t we all just get along?

Who else would do a better job at this? I guess Bill is looking for a back-up plan if Hilary doesn’t win the presidential race, right? Personally, I would take any opportunity to let Bill Clinton mediate my business just to meet him. If you think about it, he’d be the best candidate for the job; Al Gore already won the Nobel peace prize and an Emmy, so let Clinton have some glory.

Forget that, let’s have a Gasmii vote, who would you elect as a mediator? I’ll start the process, I vote Alf from Melmac. He eats cats, sleeps all day and is super hairy and ugly, but never complains about his looks. He’s the ultimate middle man. Anyone, anyone?
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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

One Comment

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    giffordsaz
    Posted November 10, 2007 at 10:22 am

    you know,
    I think Alf would get rather drunk and not follow through…
    just my memories of him…
    or maybe that is the memories I have of the hand puppet of Alf I got from Wendy’s…
    either way..
    no follow through……
    no satisfaction from the fuzzy one….
    mild irratation…pox on him

    I will take this opportunity to nominate the Widgit Guy from the Flintstones..
    (or was it the Jetsons)
    he had snark and cut through the bull shit.. and smacked you with a stupid spell when you didn’t listen…..

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