Bling Ring Girl: BUSTED AGAIN

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By Nads | | 1:30 pm | 4 Comments
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E!’s Pretty Wild Star, Alexis Neiers just got busted with a fake Florida driver’s license and an unspecified amount of black-tar heroin in her purse. OMG. I am dying! This is insane news! My jaw dropped when I read the story. Apparently officers were making a routine visit to her house to check on her, and found her naughty goods.

This girl is a mess, and clearly needs some guidance! She’s not only violated her probation, but she got caught with F*cking heroin. That is so awful, and so sad. What the hell is wrong with her parents? And is this heroin addiction of hers…is this a new thing she picked up in jail?

I know where this reality star is headed next: Celebrity Rehab. I’m sure she’s happy about it–more fame whoring, and attention.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

4 Comments

  1. 1
    Pixielated
    Posted December 1, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    This girl’s mother is in major league denial. She had a long, involved story about how Alexis missed a check-in with her probation officer and they had the wrong address for her and couldn’t find her…and blah, blah, blah, it was just a big misunderstanding, etc., etc.

    Alexis has been feeding her a line of shit for years and she is still buying it. Just like Lindsay Lohan’s mother.

  2. 2
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted December 1, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    and so it is..

  3. 3
    xeladc
    Posted December 5, 2010 at 6:38 pm

    That pic is of Tess not Alexis.

  4. 4
    xeladc
    Posted December 10, 2010 at 8:34 pm

    Ok, my comment is now irrelevant so either acknowledge that you changed the pic or please delete my comment.

    I’m not being snarky and hope you don’t take it as such.

    Thanks.

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