Brad Pitt Won’t Sit Down With Chelsea Handler

25 Comments

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   classy drunk
   Posted September 27, 2011 at 8:18 am

   Angelina gives the rest of us that don’t have many female friends a bad name. She sucks…

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   Gypsy
   Posted September 27, 2011 at 8:28 am

   Classy, she also RUINED a gorgeous man. He’s jumped the shark IMHO. I’ve always thought Angelina sucked the big one.

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   baymenxpac
   Posted September 27, 2011 at 8:46 am

   i don’t get why angelina has any impact on brad pitt’s performance as a actor, gypsy. his portrayal of billy beane is nothing sort of brilliant.

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   straighttohell
   Posted September 27, 2011 at 8:55 am

   I really like Chelsea, but I agree with Brad’s decision. It’s his life and career. I would have stayed away too if someone talked like that about my spouse so publicly, and I knew they were going to make it an issue.

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   Gypsy
   Posted September 27, 2011 at 9:43 am

   @ baymenxpac, I know, I know. You are right, he was GENIUS! But, if your best bud is Clooney and you’re looking 20 years older than him (and I must say George is aging soooooo gracefully!) you gotta examine the facts. He was HOTT when he was with Aniston and is NOT with Angelina. I think she’s a sould sucker, I really do.

   I love me some Chelsea, she is one of my favorite celebs but, with Brad’s track record of late I can understand why he won’t do her show. It wouldn’t be an even playing field. She looks like a Rhodes Scholar next to him. Just sayin’.

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   TuesdayTHEday
   Posted September 27, 2011 at 10:37 am

   I don’t get why the public refuses to let this “fued” with Jen/Angie die. Guess what folks, neither one of these people give a sh*t about what you think of them. They already have their millions.

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   juddfan
   Posted September 27, 2011 at 12:50 pm

   I think, as Gypsy is saying, Brad could not hold his own against Chelsea . . . his dumbness would come glaring forth like a beacon in the dark . . . it could have been good!

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   Libithina
   Posted September 27, 2011 at 12:54 pm

   I don’t know how much is dumb, and how much is weed head

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   Gypsy
   Posted September 27, 2011 at 1:00 pm

   That’s excactly what I’m saying and yes, it could’ve been ah-maz-ing!

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    baymenxpac
    Posted September 27, 2011 at 8:24 pm

    @gypsy fair point! i’m just having a serious brad lovefest after seeing moneyball on saturday!

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    Mimo
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 5:46 am

    Angelina probably doesn’t have a lot of female friends ’cause most women wouldn’t be dumb enough to let her around their men. She’s proven she has no respect for relationship boundries. And no, I don’t let Brad off on this either. He’s a bastard.

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    Classy Drunk
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 6:11 am

    @Mimo, right on. No way I let a woman like that around my man. But Jen is a lovely sweet girl. Me, not so much. I am on the scrappy side of things and would show Angelina a thing or two about it.

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    truthsquad
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 6:17 am

    Now they’re all rich and gorgeous, and totally disgusting, ao I don’t have a horse in this race, but didn’t Jennifer just turn around and kind of do the same thing that everyone supposedly hates Angelina for? (getting involved with someone who’s already involved)….but basically, nobody “takes” anyone from someone else….there have to be basic issues in the original relationship that aren’t working for someone to be looking around or be open to moving on….

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    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 6:39 am

    Thank you, Truthsquad! I wrote out a snarky response to some of the comments here but you did it better. I am glad I decided not to post mine.

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    Gypsy
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 7:30 am

    I don’t think I said that Angelina took Brad, he made that choice. she definitely crossed boundaries and appears to have no regard for the sanctity of someone else’s marriage. Brad is not faultess either, he committed adultery.
    I don’t care how many millions all three of them have or if Jennifer won the heart of a hott younger guy (again IMHO). I am just saying, as of late he’s screwed up when talking publicly about his former relationship with Jenn and Chelsea would make mince meat pie of him on her show. That to me would be totally entertaining, but I like her sense of humor.

    Furthermore, The years Brad was married to Jen they both looked like they were spun from gold. Now, years later, Jenn still looks great and Brangelina look like dried up prune hobos. I really don’t care who’s better Jen or Angelina b/c I don’t know either of them but my perception is Jen wears it well and Angelina will be going the way of the Dodo bird if she doesn’t eat a sandwich.

    Also, you can bet your arse I would never let my man near either of them. What am I an idiot?

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    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 7:52 am

    Wow Gypsy, I didn’t know you were actually Jennifer Anniston. Because really other than Brad and Angelina, she is the only person who actually knows that happened. And considering you were talking about them, that only leaves Jen as an option for your identity. Because if you aren’t Jen, you are basically talking out of your ass and really have no idea what went on. And I couldn’t imagine anyone here at the gasm talking out of their ass.

    Brad and Angelina do not look like dried up old prune hobos. They are absolutely stunning people who parent 6 children. Jennifer is also an absolutely stunning person. But what is more important is that they seem to have put the things that happened YEARS ago behind them. Brad and Ange have what seems to be a happy stable relationship and from all outward appearance love their children and their life. Jen is in a serious relationship which, from what she has said, is leading toward marriage. She has openly stated how absolutely and completely happy she is with her life right now.

    In other words, ALL THREE OF THEM HAVE MOVED ON!!! Maybe the haters should do the same.

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    Gypsy
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 8:21 am

    Well Snooth, you must feel better now, I can tell that was weighing on you heavily! LOL.

    Look, I don’t care that much about them as much as appear to, I’m just stating my opinion, (which I guess isn’t ok on a blog?) about what I see thru the media lense that had been forced on us. I have no skin in the game and certainly don’t take this as seriously as you appear to. I just read, comment when I feel like it, and it gets me through my work day. I am not looking for and won’t engage in a comment war.

    You no like, you no read, make sense?

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    WednesdayTHEday
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 8:21 am

    @Snoothy..WELL SAID! I have nothing else to say. YOU SAID it PERFECTLY!

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    brangelinasux
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 9:50 am

    Gypsy rocks my world! and snootchy get a life!

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    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 11:01 am

    Gypsy, to be honest you were the straw that broke the camel’s back. I cringe EVERY time anything to do with Brad, Jen or Angelina is posted on any blog or website I read. I KNOW with absolute 100% certainty that there will be the normal comments of homewrecker and soul sucker etc. It really is pretty stupid considering how much time has passed and the fact that none of us knows what really happened. The only three who do know have all moved on. I just wish everyone else would get their panties out of a bunch.

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    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 11:02 am

    Oh and I’ve got a life, “brangelinasux” or whatever name you normally post under. Oh yeah, I know… I bet you are another one of those “long time lurker, first time posters” that seem to crop up for comments on certain people. No pattern there which might indicate who is really posting, nosiree.

    As the cockroach said in the face of nuclear disaster, “Whatevs.”

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    Gypsy
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 11:11 am

    Thank you @brangelinasux! I thought this was originally about Brad not having the smarts to go toe to toe with Chelsea. I happen to agree.
    I happen to also think Brad has jumped the shark in the looks department and, I think America has really lost out on an important 4 minute segment where Chelsea Hanlder would hand Brad Pitt his balls on a platter. It’s really devastating to me and I am sure the rest of the country.

    It’s right up there with the Greek debt crisis causing a contagion for the rest of Europe and the fall of the Euro!

    WAKE UP PEOPLE! THE SKY IS FALLING!

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    Gypsy
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 11:12 am

    @Snootch-commenting aside- yes, there is definitely a fair amount of trolling going on this site these days. I find it amusing.

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    classy drunk
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 11:42 am

    @Gypsy, you win some you lose some…

    There are women who change their men for the worse…Erykah Badu is one of them. Had it not been for her my favorite rapper wouldn’t be holed up some where vowing never to go on tour again.

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    Gypsy
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 11:48 am

    @Classy-Word! I love rap and I agree we’re missng out.