Brad And Angelina Splitting?

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By Nads | | 1:18 am | 2 Comments
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I know this news is coming from the National Enquirer, but hell they’ve been right before…but then again, they’ve also been wrong before…A LOT. In any case, they’re reporting that Brad and Angelina have split and they’re make it official shortly. They quoted, “They will make it official. It looks like Brad will be shooting two movies in California and in the Amazon, while Angelina is retreating to their French chateau with the rest of the family.”

If only they tweeted, or their babies could talk…then we’d have the real truth. If they’re officially over then I have a one thing to say, “Hey Brad, I’m available!!! I don’t care that you don’t take showers! I don’t either, but I have an excuse, I’m middle-eastern.”

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

2 Comments

  1. 1
    johnnyrocket
    Posted June 4, 2009 at 1:54 am

    Brad looks like a cat ate his face these days. Angie really stressed him out. Now he can go back to Rachel!! And A can retreat with her 18 kids and five nannies and learn to say “I want a vial of your blood around my neck” in French. Good riddance!

  2. 2
    sowhat1234
    Posted June 4, 2009 at 6:10 am

    Angelina Jolie is nuttier than squirrel sh*t! For Brad to even cheat on Jen with an escaped mental patient is an slap on every single-sane women’s face. Ya, she’s pretty, but anything looks decent with a nice package.

    There were several signs:
    - She had a vial with her ex-husbands blood
    - She had this long time relationship with this girl (she claimed she was bisexual but she’s really just bi-curious or bi-nutty)
    - Has an estranged relationship with her father (so you can only assume how she fairs with men in general)
    - Collects knifes and weapons
    - Was a conservative (hahahah just joking, there’s nothing wrong with that)
    - She was a cutter and a meth addict!

    And as for Brad, he DOESN’T SHOWER…

    nuff said!

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