Brandi Glanville’s Wild Night Out…

Watercooler

By Nads | Monday, January 2, 2012 | 9:06 am | 15 Comments
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Brandi Glanville got wasted in Vegas and got married to her BFF MMA talent manager, Darin Harvey yesterday. Brandi blasted her insanity on twitter, got married, and is now getting it annulled. Check out some of her tweets:

She’s such a disaster! It’s all about screen time for these Housewives, and I think she finally found her place on the show–White trash all of them under the table.

Harvey tweeted:

She told E!,“Yes, we had a New Year’s ceremony. He is just a BFF—we will annul it.”

I’m sure she’s devastated that cameras weren’t rolling for the Housewives, but at least she made some waves and sometimes that’s all that matters…

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

15 Comments

  1. 1
    caligal
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 9:47 am

    Perhaps after sobering up, she found his COCK unacceptable.

  2. 2
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 11:49 am

    Really? I felt bad for this woman during the whole cheating-bastard-husband thing?…………….Well, I mean, I’m still sad for her, but for entirely different reasons now.

  3. 3
    Fan-Ann
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    A number of years ago members of our local school board attended a national conference in Vegas. Party time! Two trustees partied too much and got married by “Elvis”, unbeknownst to their spouses back home. Instead of getting it annulled they decided they could pretend it hadn’t happened, until the local paper got the story. Scandal, job loss, and divorces followed. I wonder how many people have actually believed what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. The truth is that it follows them home and bites them in the ass!

  4. 4
    notwithoutmytv
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    Phrases I wish never to hear again in 2012 (or any other fuckin year)

    “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.”
    “Everyting is bigger in Texas.”
    “At the end of the day…”
    “Literally…” (Shut your pie hole until you look it up in the dictionary. And then think about it for a few days. Then seek out a friendly local English major, and see if you really understand what it means. THEN, try using it in a sentence.”
    “Bring it.”

  5. 5
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    I was on location in Nevada and one of the models, an ex-Mormon, told us how his classmates in seminary would travel down to Vegas get married for the weekend, all so they wouldn’t commit the mortal sin of premarital sex.

    Why not? Head to Vegas, get married, have a ton of sex, guilt free, followed by a drive thru annulment…what’s not to love? I know marriage is sacred institution, yada yada, but an annulment means it doesn’t count. I would marry my best guy friend for laughs. We’d run around town holding hands, screaming “We just got married!” (all in the interest of comped drinks, natch), then end the night hitting on the same guys. The next day, we’d get an annulment on the way to the airport, bickering over who gets to keep the marriage certificate. Rock, paper, scissors…and next thing you know, it’s framed (laminated?), and displayed in the apt as a conversation piece at dinner parties.

    “Oh that? You don’t EVEN want to know.” *mock eye roll*

  6. 6
    Zbird
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 2:24 pm

    At the end of the day, I’m literally with notwithoutmytv on this one! Bring it! You know that everything’s bigger in Texas, baby!

    p.s. Are you going to tell everyone what happened when we were in Vegas? Or are we gonna let that “stay” there? Don’t throw me under the bus on this one cuz you know I’m not here to make friends!

  7. 7
    themiki
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    But Zbird, did you come all this way to lose?

  8. 8
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 2:46 pm

    That’s why I like Zbird. He tells it like it is, no matter what. If the truth hurts fine…at least he said it to your face and not behind your back. At the end the day, he keeps it real.

    Love and light.

  9. 9
    Wilma Fengherdu
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 4:22 pm

    “Brandi Glanville’s Randy Glam-Filled Sham To Handy ManPal!”

  10. 10
    whoochile
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    Get it girl! Sparkle!

  11. 11
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 6:54 pm

    Wilma, that was li-trah-ly a great headline!

  12. 12
    Jason
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 8:26 pm

    All those gays marrying after 20+ year relationships caused the collapse of the marriage of Brandi Glanville – signed Newt Gingrich

  13. 13
    Khakie
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 9:12 pm

    Yes, and gays getting married ruins the sanctity of marriage, not people doing shit like this. My head hurts.

  14. 14
    plockeness monster
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 11:44 am

    “Thrown under the bus.”

    Another phrase that needs to die in 2012…until Big Brother starts in July :)

  15. 15
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    “Everybody knows; at the end of of the day, it’s the end of the day.” ~Atty Phaedra Parks

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