Brandi Glanville’s Book Is Going To Be Juicy

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By Nads | Tuesday, February 5, 2013 | 11:07 am | 17 Comments
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It looks like Brandi Glanville’s book Drinking & Tweeting is going to be juicy! She told Glamour (promoting the book) about the time she slashed Eddie’s motocycle tires. She said, “I got a knife, and I went out to the garage. I just took it to both of his Harleys. I hated those bikes—my dad had almost died in a motorcycle accident. I had never wanted Eddie on them, because we had children. I slashed all of the tires, and it felt so good.”

 She also talked mad trash about LeAnn taking over her family (as she always does). She said, “When I’m home alone on a holiday and LeAnn is tweeting pictures with my children, it breaks my heart. One way I hear from LeAnn is she’ll text me—hurtful things like, ‘I can’t wait to make your kids lunches and go to soccer…Marriages break up all the time. People have affairs. Happens every day. It matters how you handle yourself after and if you’re actually remorseful. I’ve never found LeAnn to be remorseful. I found her to be like, ‘Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah, I got your family.”

Here’s what I love about Brandi. She’s unapologetic, and she doesn’t give a f*ck. She’s like, here’s my dirty laundry, some whore took my husband and I’m going to let everyone know. I’m not stopping at reality TV, I’m going to go on talk shows, write a book and make money off this bastard.

There is no high road for her, it’s all on her sleeve. As for LeAnn…she is a serious piece of work, and she’s proving she’s straight from the dumpster. I know Brandi needs to get over things at some point, but I love that she’s taking LeAnn and Eddie down with her. It’s funny because it’s not my life.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

17 Comments

  1. 1
    labowner
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 5:12 pm

    Wow this chick is cra-cra

  2. 2
    NikkiHughes
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 6:06 am

    I totally get where she’s coming from. If you have what you think is a great marriage and family and then have it ripped from you because of his infidelity, and THEN to have one of the girls marry him and start being the step-mom to your young kids and all you can do is sit there and watch?! I would be heartbroken, too. and HELLA pissed!

  3. 3
    lindaw205
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 6:48 am

    LeAnn looks like an anorexic horse and Brandi has a sparkly new vagina. First round goes to Brandi.

    I can’t believe I’m actually considering reading this crap.

  4. 4
    yeknom
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 8:48 am

    Makes you wonder how crazy life was with Brandy if moving on to Leann looked like a better option. Both of them are crazy. Just different, but equally scary, kinds of crazy.

    And yeah….I still wanna read her book.

  5. 5
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 8:52 am

    I can’t WAIT to buy this book and I don’t care what that says about me.

  6. 6
    trkaelin
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 9:11 am

    This will be an AWESOME read! She’s doing what lots of women who’ve been dumped wish they could do lol.

  7. 7
    BellicoseBaby
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 12:20 pm

    I remember when I first heard Leann sing “Blue,” as a 13 or 14 yr old girl with an astonishing voice. How sad for that gift to become relegated to a footnote, given the focus on her behavior the last few years. And how desperate she seems with this cretin. The depths to which women will sink for a good-looking man… If you’ve ever been in a relationship in which you have humilitated yourself for a guy, it makes you cringe to hear some of the awful and embarassing things she has said or done.

    As long as I don’t hear Brandi quoted as saying “I’m just keeping it real” or any of those other platitutdes that present the “truth” as an excuse for poor manners, I find her brand of plain-speaking tolerable. I read (probably here on tvgasm) that Leann took “her boys” for a haircut against or unbeknownst to their mother. SO disrespectful, and really immature.

    Rimes is fortunate she doesn’t have her own kids with this clod, so when he dumps her for his next vanity experiment, she won’t have to endure the careless and thoughtless behavior she inflicted upon others.

  8. 8
    CrisB83
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 12:28 pm

    I grew up in the same hometown as LeAnne, just a couple years behind her. I have always known she was a gremlin. I’m glad more people are finding out now and that someone besides her is making some cash from it.

  9. 9
    BellicoseBaby
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 12:30 pm

    @CrisB83

    A gremlin, hehe…

  10. 10
    connie
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 12:36 pm

    I like brandi,and Eddie will eventually dump Leann, how is it they say you leave a relationship how you entered it. Have fun now Leann because when he does you will realize how you hurt
    brandi and her boys

  11. 11
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 1:23 pm

    She’s so worried about her children when it comes to motorcycle-riding, but not airing dirty laundry, eh? There must be an How to Be a Hypocrite chapter is the Classless Woman’s Handbook.

  12. 12
    Mimo
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 1:32 pm

    I never got the impression that Eddie thought he was moving on to something better. He knew he was moving on to richer.

  13. 13
    Sam
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 1:56 pm

    Yep, Mimo that was my take too ;) Which makes me LMFAO that poor lil ole Brandi may get to sit pretty both because of her rejuvenation physically and bank roll wise and both of those thanks to the notoriety of the whole LeRummy/Eddie nonsense.

    Bet the book’s success will grind FayeMorallyCorrupt even more than AdHoof. I really really hope they don’t put Faye on much more; the show is only aobut 40 minutes of content now and I pet the dog or do my crossword whenever that ugly self important twat waffle comes on; can’t get too riled up about her since I don’t bother much watching then. OH! But I saw a pic of La Morally Corrupt with the most FUGLY shoes! Must have been a promo gift from the Maloof line? ai yai yai; FUGLY.

  14. 14
    labowner
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 1:57 pm

    Judgy considering how much she is trashing the father of her children, she doesn’t seem to care about them at all. This is her never ending pity party, whoa is me, did you hear my husband left me for a crazy chick? SHUT THE FUCK UP I WAS TALKING – DIDN’T YOU HEAR, MY HUSBAND LEFT ME FOR A CRAZY CHICK – DON’T BOTHER WITH THE FACT I AM ACTING JUST AS INSANE SHE IS THE CRAZY ONE NOT ME

  15. 15
    2muchbravo
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 11:14 am

    I’m sorry Brandi’s husband left her in such an unscrupulous way and that LeAnn is being such a little See U Next Tuesday about it. You got her man Bitch, leave it alone. BUT, I agree she needs to get it out of her system and walk along the high road. EVERYBODY knows what happened so don’t make yourself look worse than them by going on and on and on and on…. Much as it pains me to says this, she needs to take act like a lady lessons from The Countess. The Count left her (via email!!) and she’s moved on. I know she was older but still. Maybe she should talk to her about how to move on gracefully.

    Don’t know that I’ll read it. I’m tired of hearing about it and I’m sure the Gasmii who do read it will report back.

  16. 16
    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    Let’s be honest… Brandi is writing this book because she is broke. I thinks she does care about her boys and the fact that she is talking shit about their father. That’s why she hasn’t written it before now. But the bills need to be paid, honey. Which would you rather read? A bitchy dirty book about a total asshole who left her for a crazy anorexic slut? Or a boring ass book like the one Kyle wrote about her perfect life? Yep. Me too. Bitchy crazy wins every time. I hope she sells a million of ‘em.

  17. 17
    Robin Robin
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 6:10 pm

    @SnootchyB,

    I agree. Especially about the boring bullshit that Kyle made into a book. Here is a sample of her book:

    http://www.amazon.com/Life-Not-Reality-Show-Housewife/dp/B00ANYP1HA/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1360547573&sr=1-1&keywords=kyle+richardson#reader_B00ANYP1HA

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