Brandi Glanville’s Words for Chelsea Handler

Watercooler

By Flipit | Tuesday, March 12, 2013 | 11:28 am | 6 Comments
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Did you guys know that Watch What Crappens Live is shooting this week at South by Southwest in Austin? Art has officially died. At least it’s been fun! Brandi was on last night, and when Bobblehead Dandy tried to drag her into bashing that ole scarecrow LeAnn some more, Brandi changed the subject. She’s not against bashing people, she’s just sick of chewing on the same bone. Next up? Chelsea Handler.

When Chelsea was on WWHL, she dissed the Housewives, saying she doesn’t believe women should be profiting off their fake boobs and vaginas and she thinks the franchise is a terrible thing. LOL! Bitch please! Chelsea Handler became famous WITH her vagina by boning the head of E! Entertainment to get herself a show. I guess one could argue that Chelsea has legitimate talent, too, or that she has bestselling books that her vagina didn’t sell and a show that people like that have nothing to do with her vagina, but to pretend her vagina had nothing to do with her getting to where she is is just hypocrisy. Unless we get super technical and let her off the hook because her vagina isn’t “fake.” 

I just wanted to type “vagina” a lot. The videos are below. You can check out my RHOBH housewives recap here. 

 

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6 Comments

  1. 1
    NotaNJHousewife
    Posted March 12, 2013 at 11:42 am

    ‘Bitch please’ is right. Have you read her books? They’re funny as hell but they are all about her vagina. And her boobs, which may or may not be fake. And if they’re not fake, it’s only because they don’t have to be.

  2. 2
    yummy
    Posted March 12, 2013 at 7:05 pm

    Love Chelsea, but she isn’t that much different than the Housewives, she just screwed the right guy! Well, maybe that does make her smarter than them…

  3. 3
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted March 12, 2013 at 7:21 pm

    Chelsea & Brandi have the same editor? Same gaygent I think oh yeah I just watched the video… I read all Chelsea’s books as well as Brandi’s even the covers look the same. Chelsea’s books were much better in my opinion.

    I think this is a case of who can out bitch who.

    There’s only room for one alpha vagina at the top of the trash heap…Brandi needs a new shtick anyway.

    I would argue that they both look pretty beat. Brandi looks like Heath Ledger’s version of the Joker and Chelsea looks like she was rode hard and put away wet.

    YIKES!

  4. 4
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted March 12, 2013 at 7:27 pm

    Ugh. I don’t watch any Housewives franchises so all I see of Brandi Glanville are these clips and smidgens of articles, but while they can both technically be considered mean girls, at least Chelsea Handler has a talent for humor (give your taste; I know some commenters here don’t love her) – Brandi just seems perpetually stuck in high school.

  5. 5
    BillB.
    Posted March 13, 2013 at 1:27 am

    I use to love Chelsea but she’s pulling a Kyle by being a big ol’ hypocrite. Don’t usually side with Brandi but gonna do it this once. Chelsea’s show use to be funny but now it’s very dry, would watch Housewives anytime over her show.

  6. 6
    Aunt Dorsey
    Posted March 15, 2013 at 4:06 am

    I’ve been watching Chelsea since her show began. I don’t really find HER all that funny, she’s mostly a posturing attitude. She’s too cool, too blase. I REALLY like the people on her panel, Loni Love, Joe Koy, and the other guest comedians. Chelsea’s pretty boring. Let’s face it, she fucked her way into a show. So she’s a hypocrite if she’s ragging on other women. She’s always going on about her tatas, her vagina (with a cutseypoo name) and her looks. I thought she was annoying on that other show, Girls Behaving Badly, or something like that, a sketch show.

    I like Brandi, even when she’s a hot mess. But she needs to eat a couple of sandwiches…..and drink a milkshake. (I don’t understand men who want to sleep with coat hangers with pneumatic boobie inserts.)

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