Rumor: Bravo Wants To Replace The Entire Cast Of The Real Housewives of New York

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By Nads | Monday, May 16, 2011 | 4:54 am | 15 Comments
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Page Six is reporting that Bravo wants to replace the entire cast of The Real Housewives of New York. They want to find a richer, glossier cast to compare with The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I doubt that they’d replace a WHOLE cast, there’s no way…it’s an established franchise. Crazier things have happened, but I can’t imagine this rumor to be true. On a side note, is it just me, or did Sonja drink crazy juice this season? Her drunk ass is of out of her mind! Sadly, I kind of miss Bethenny (don’t judge me).

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

15 Comments

  1. 1
    Stewinberri
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 5:19 am

    Either Sonja drank the crazy juice or she pulled the same bait and switch on us she pulled on her ex-husband. Initially witty, cosmopolitan, sensuous, easy going lady. Then BAM! Indiscreet, nymphomaniac, nit-picking, nagging, nacissistic, nut job.

    The man is her senior by 30+ years and HE DIVORCED HER. Makes you wonder.

  2. 2
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 5:28 am

    It’s not just Sonja (although Sonja sticks out like a condom wrapper floating in a punch bowl). Every season, RHONY amps up each housebitch’s defining characteristic until they looks like cartoon characters living in some mirror universe where the normal laws of physics (particularly cause and effect) don’t apply. A blacksmith’s anvil could fall on Sonja, and she’d just turn into an accordion for a few minutes and walk out of the scene.

  3. 3
    LAC
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 5:36 am

    Notwithout, or she would make sure to pick it up without her panties on, play a little, and loudly announce that she is PLAYING THE ACCORDION WITHOUT HER UNDIES!! You just know that she has her friend’s son waxing her nether regions – that will teach him English for sure!

  4. 4
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 5:36 am

    Maybe bobblehead’s statement that there wouldn’t be a Housewives of Vegas or Scottsdale means Bravo thinks its completely drained this pustule of a franchise. It does seem to me that the cast of ROHNY does seem to be flagging. Kelly was legitimately mentally ill, so there was some tension. Sonja’s just acting–and the other characters are only there to set up her or Ramona’s latest wacky hijinks.

  5. 5
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 5:40 am

    “I WOULD have worn panties, but that no-talent costume designer they hired for me couldn’t find a single pair in NYC. So, in honor of our trooops, I’m going COMMANDO. USA! USA! USA!”

  6. 6
    LAC
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 5:48 am

    NTW, LOL!! The things Sonja does for America.

  7. 7
    Stewinberri
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 5:50 am

    Oh she’s acting. That explains the Sigourney Weaver in Alien or Fatal Attraction Glen Close transformation her character seems to be making. Or is she channeling Anna Nicole Smith? Once sexy and now unseemly and gross.

  8. 8
    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 5:57 am

    Hey Nads, I sent this in early yesterday. I wasn’t sure how to send it to you so I sent it to Flipit to foward to you. Is there a better way to send stories? Or is it better that we not sent stories? Thanks. :)

  9. 9
    Katie
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 6:26 am

    When the “Housewives” began it was “different”. But after 6 seasons and as many franchises there is nothing new to see.

    How many fashion shows, cooking parties, vacations, forced dinner parties, vow renewals, songsters, clothing and jewelry “designers” does it take to turn the dial onto boredom? It’s the same old, same old fights and feuds that make little sense repeated over and over ad infinitum.

    “Dialing up the drama” and adding a measure of violence and vulgarity to keep the audience coming back is all they have left. After awhile it is nothing but “ho hum hokum” and undeserving of attention.

    Bravo has managed to oversaturate the series with just too much of the same.

  10. 10
    ohralphie
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 6:43 am

    Well, I have to admit that I am either extremely easy to please or just out and out addicted but I love NY. I love that I know these idiots and their personal histories with one another.

    On a different note, Cindy has reminded me of someone all season and I’ve finally realized who it is — Joey Ramone. Tell me they weren’t seperated at birth. Put that bitch in skinny jeans a dirty CBGB tee shirt and I defy you to tell them apart.

  11. 11
    mulecitybabe
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 7:18 am

    Sorry people, but Miss Andy ain’t gonna mess with the cash cow. See how everybody is all over this story like a cheap suit? It’s for publicity. Those beyotches ain’t going nowhere.

  12. 12
    Nads
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 8:01 am

    @Snootchy Bootches – thank you for sending!! Sorry for not crediting–I got the email after I had posted this story! P.S. Check your email!

  13. 13
    Alison Zimmerman
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 8:45 am

    They should replace OC while they are at it! I am sick of Tamara and Vicki. Get some new housewives that aren’t in foreclosure, nagging white trash bitches!

  14. 14
    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 10:23 am

    No no… not about credit! Just wanted to make sure I was doing it right. :)

  15. 15
    Cheryl Ketcham
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 6:29 pm

    Sorry but I don’t like the show as much now without Bethanny. LuAnne has turned into a complete biotch,Ramona needs AA,Sonja is trying to hard and it shows,Jill same old same old,Kelly still needs medication,and Cidy does NOTHING for the show. Just my opinion of course but Bethanny it turns out brought the viewers in and now she is taking us with her !!!!

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