Break-Up: Jesse James And Kat Von D

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By Nads | | 4:27 am | 8 Comments
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Mr. Douchebag aka Jesse James and Kat Von D are dunzo. Kat took to her Twitter and dropped the hammer:

kat von dAll of her friends called it, the Gasm called it, the world called it…

How insane is it that LA Ink show is premiering this week and Jesse’s all over it? Last season Kat announced her break-up with Nikki Sixx just before her show premiered and demanded TLC cut him out. What will she do with Jesse for this upcoming season? I wonder who Kat’s bangin’ now???? She must not have been a huge fan of his Vanilla Gorilla.

**UPDATE** Jesse James told People“I’m so sad because I really love her. The distance between us was just too much.” - So he must have gotten dumped…

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

8 Comments

  1. 1
    Shawn
    Posted July 26, 2011 at 5:26 am

    neither one of these scum sucking freaks deserves any face time on tv

  2. 2
    Posted July 26, 2011 at 6:05 am

    Oh, geez, and I thought they’d be together forever. (eye roll)

  3. 3
    Shawn
    Posted July 26, 2011 at 9:21 am

    Hopefully she cheated on his scummy ass the way he did with Sandra. With someone just as ugly

  4. 4
    crazy rooster
    Posted July 26, 2011 at 11:38 am

    If these two crazy kids couldn’t make it, what hope do the rest of us have?

  5. 5
    zerocool
    Posted July 26, 2011 at 12:04 pm

    Some people just shouldn’t get married. May I nominate these two for consideration?

  6. 6
    Posted July 26, 2011 at 1:20 pm

    ZOMG!! Someone call the Pentagon!!! We have a code orange (or blue. or red. Whatevs).

    If Jesse James expects us to feel sorry for him after the way he dicked over Sandra Bullock, he’s sadly mistaken.

    Also, when I hear the name “Jesse James,” I think of one of the most notorious gang leaders in US history. Not this POS.

  7. 7
    sheesh
    Posted July 26, 2011 at 4:31 pm

    I want to congratulate both of them for dodging a bullet.

  8. 8
    Wilma Fengherdu
    Posted July 26, 2011 at 4:56 pm

    Thank you two wholeheartedly for not reproducing!

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