Breaking News: Lindsay Is Dropping Lohan From Her Name

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By Nads | Friday, March 25, 2011 | 12:00 pm | 25 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan is dropping Lohan from her name. Does she think by dropping her name, people won’t remember the old Lindsay? Dina soon to be former Lohan told Popeater, “Lindsay is dropping the Lohan and just going by Lindsay…Plus, me and [younger daughter] Ali will be officially changing our last names back to my maiden name, Sullivan.“ This story reminds me of The Brady Bunch Movie when Jan put a wig on, and kept saying in her demonic voice, “I’m the new Jan Brady.” Can you not see Lindsay pulling that sh*t?

I can’t wait until Michael Lohan comes forward with his statement. I wouldn’t be surprised if he took his new love’s last name of  ”G.”



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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

25 Comments

  1. 1
    LAC
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 12:02 pm

    At the rate she is going, she might as well drop the word “actress” as well.

  2. 2
    Fan-Ann
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 12:08 pm

    And then she will sue anyone using the name Lindsay in fiction, movies etc for libel claiming that she is the only Lindsay, equally as unique as a Cher, Prince, or Bono.

  3. 3
    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 12:19 pm

    Can’t say that I blame her. If I had her famewhoring parents, I would want to disassociate myself from them too. And I’d probably be just as fucked in the head.

  4. 4
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 12:25 pm

    Breaking News Nads?!?!?!? :)

  5. 5
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 1:14 pm

    Wouldn’t it be more effective to drop the drinking, drugs, and shopllifting?

  6. 6
    dazzyfresh
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 1:19 pm

    Cattyfan, just brilliant…

  7. 7
    2muchbravo
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 1:19 pm

    WTF?! Is Samantha dropping the Ronson so they can be “Sam and Lindsay?”

  8. 8
    Betsy Furman
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 1:26 pm

    `They go by numbers in prison don’t they?

  9. 9
    someguy
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    Hello Oscar 2012. This move should fix the whole Fam, wait for Ali or Mom to be break out star of the summer blockbuster season,Way to gob Lindsey.
    she will be fine now. The real victim is Michael the Father . I think all his offer’s for movies and TV have dried because of the Family messing up.
    Also you know her mother is a triple threat acting , singing and dancer.She was a Rockette you know. Ali will be the Sandra bullock of our time.We are on the wave people

  10. 10
    Hypnotoad Hypnotoad
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 1:30 pm

    Dropping the “Lohan” is nothing new: Producers and directors have been dropping the name “Lohan” from their projects for years now.

    Lindsay: The world’s youngest 46 year-old!

  11. 11
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    It’s just sad that in addition to all her other problems, she’s now become a name dropper.

  12. 12
    Fan-Ann
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    *bowing down to cattyfan*

  13. 13
    paganchick
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    “Lindsay: The world’s youngest 46 year-old!” Hah! @Hypnotoad, well like Rich James says, “Cocaine is a helluva drug.”

  14. 14
    Mila
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 1:56 pm

    What? A PERSON can have only one name? Legally? Like…ID-y? Passporty?
    I can’t even enjoy cattyfans funniness because I am too stunned by that.

  15. 15
    itchy
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 2:26 pm

    She can marry me. Then she can have my last name. I’ll have to check with my first, though, just to make sure it’s okay.

  16. 16
    itchy
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 2:27 pm

    I meant that I’ll have to check with Mrs. Itchy first. Not my hand. My hand says okay to pretty much anything.

  17. 17
    thiajok
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 3:30 pm

    If I had her father, I’d drop my last name, too. She could always do what I did–marry someone with a very interesting last name, then divorce him but keep his name so you don’t have to have your father’s last name anymore. Worked out fine for me–I’ve made it my own and don’t even pronounce it the way the ex did.

  18. 18
    MissDelight
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    As a fellow Lindsay, all I have to say is NOOOOOO!

  19. 19
    Nads
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 3:39 pm

    @classy drunk – i was being dramatic. ;-)

  20. 20
    June Summer
    Posted March 26, 2011 at 12:21 am

    I wish she would do what Price did and then nobody would ever say her
    name again. She was a cute as Alli on Another World. Then she grew up
    or never grew up and she is a mess well on her way to being a has been.

  21. 21
    Eleemo
    Posted March 26, 2011 at 11:22 am

    She just wants her case to have a leg to stand on when the “Milkoholic Lindsay” commercial lawsuit goes to court.

  22. 22
    Hypnotoad Hypnotoad
    Posted March 26, 2011 at 11:30 am

    I thought they already settled that one out of court.

  23. 23
    Eleemo
    Posted March 26, 2011 at 11:33 am

    In the real world, I think so they have settled it. In (the formerly) Lohan La-la-land, there’s no telling.

  24. 24
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted March 26, 2011 at 11:36 am

    Wouldn’t that be Lo-Lo Land?

  25. 25
    Libithina
    Posted March 28, 2011 at 6:09 pm

    Cool, I’m kinda interested in Linds again! Between the absurdity of dropping the last night, and her wonk face…I don’t know where I was going with because, that face, that horrible horrible face

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