Bristol And Levi: Say It Ain’t So!

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By Nads | | 3:03 pm | 4 Comments
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This is SHOCKING news! Bristol, and Levi are done! Bristol kicked Levi to the curb.

She told People, “It’s over. I broke up with him…There’s been no remorse…The final straw was him flying to Hollywood for what he told me was to see some hunting show but come to find out it was that music video mocking my family…He’s just obsessed with the limelight and I got played…”I have faith that I’ll find it. Through this whole experience I know I need a man who’s going to be completely honest with me and someone who loves me and Tripp and wants to be with him all the time. I also want someone who has religious beliefs and a good family.”"

So, I guess now she really can’t play “just the tip,” because Mamma Palin would not approve. Does Bristol NOT understand that Levi is a social climber, and that he’s not exactly “daddy” material? Poor Bristol, she’s just a lost little girl that just needs love and support, and a DADDY to her baby…And Levi, I’m sure is loving all this new attention he’s getting from the announcement to the split because he’s officially current, again.

Mommy Sarah told People:

“I wish for Bristol to be able to move forward in life with her same forgiving, gracious, optimistic spirit, but from henceforth she’ll know to trust but verify. Bristol is strong, she is independent, and she knows what is right for her son.”

Paging Kathy Griffin, paging Kathy Griffin: Come and GET IT, he’s yours, again.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

4 Comments

  1. 1
    Posted August 3, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    We would all save a lot of time if we just accepted the following as self-evident truths: Bristol = airhead. Levi = douchebag. Tripp = future therapy recipient.

  2. 2
    Pixielated
    Posted August 3, 2010 at 7:30 pm

    “Someone who has religious beliefs”? Hey, I know a nice Hindu…very devout. Call me, Bristol.

  3. 3
    PJMA
    Posted August 3, 2010 at 9:46 pm

    Let’s see: Bristol broke off her engagement after just announcing her engagement repairing the last engagement she broke off after announcing her engagement.

    Does this mean they have to now return the money they made from this recent announcement via the magazine?

    Two uneducated morons with a combined I.Q. lower thanthat of the poor baby caught up in this soap opera.

  4. 4
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 4, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    So does that mean Kathy Griffin can take him to the Emmy’s and not be considered a homewrecker?

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