Bristol Palin And The Situation Do A Safe Sex PSA

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By Nads | | 3:38 pm | 14 Comments
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OMG, I have officially just watched the worst thing EVER! Check out this PSA that Bristol Palin and The Situation did. I think they’d both do us all a service if they’d just keep their mouth shut. It’s probably the worst thing I’ve ever seen. I’m not kidding.

And let me warn you, you will never get this two minutes back again…

So with that said, here it is:

So a teen mom, and a male slut are now the poster children for safe-sex? I love it. Their acting is like bad 70′s porn acting. The video almost looks like a spoof Funny or Die video, but sadly, it’s not.

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14 Comments

  1. 1
    Posted November 16, 2010 at 5:57 pm

    WOW! Thanks for the warning to skip this, but curiosity got the better of me and I watched it. I have no doubt that Sitch wrote the script himself. Ugh, I hate myself every time I say situation now! Good call, this should be on Funny or Die!

  2. 2
    georgiababe
    Posted November 16, 2010 at 6:35 pm

    Why is Bristol swaying back and forth so strangely?

    Also, the Situation pulled his condoms from his pocket, which is NOT a safe place to store condoms.

  3. 3
    giffordsaz
    Posted November 16, 2010 at 8:48 pm

    fur real?

  4. 4
    itchy
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 12:41 am

    Oh I can’t wait until both these idiots fade back into the fuzzy masses. In the meantime, the nation’s youth are laughing at both of these hypocrites. It’s like having Timothy Leary lecture kids about not dropping acid.

    Of course, I’m not worried for the Sitch, since he doesn’t seem capable of getting laid anyway. But that Bristol’s all swelled up like a sow in heat. She’s ready to bake a new one, that’s pretty obvious.

  5. 5
    germgurl
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 1:57 am

    Jeez, if these two are America’s youth role models I am NEVER moving back!

  6. 6
    Wasabipeas wasabipeas
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 5:06 am

    That is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. And I worked in a high school for 14 years!!!

  7. 7
    mere2142
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 6:06 am

    Abstinence has the words ‘abs’ in it…*groan*

    I’m with Jeanine…the Stitch must have written this himself.

  8. 8
    notwithoutmytv
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 6:34 am

    This PSA is like a black fly in my Chardonay.

  9. 9
    thiajok
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 6:38 am

    How can someone who got pregnant as a teenager be the spokesperson for abstinence? Is it one of those, “Do as I say and not as I do” things? And did she really just say she’s saving herself for marriage? That’s kind of like the “Jesus restoring virginity” thing from the movie “Saved” isn’t it?

  10. 10
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 8:04 am

    She doesn’t even believe what she’s saying because when she was interviewed by Greta van Susteren after the election she said “abstinence isn’t a realistic approach” because, duh. Then her mother swooped into the interview and magically, the next day, Bristol “explained” her position.

    She’s a “teen activist” because that’s what her mother wants her to do. That whole family is now built around maintaining the image Sarah Palin thinks she developed on the campaign.

  11. 11
    Faye
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 8:13 am

    A real “Situation” – when your acting is so terrible you can’t even play yourself

  12. 12
    thiajok
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 8:13 am

    A friend of mine posted a link on FB to an article about a FB exchange between Bristol and Willow Palin and several other teenagers who were bad mouthing the Palin family and their new show. Willow really let it fly, but then so did all the other teenagers.

    So, who do I blame for this? The Mama Grizzly, natch–she’s turned her kids into machinations of her PR launch and it’s bouncing back on them, which isn’t really fair.

  13. 13
    jersey4041
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 11:44 pm

    I just don’t understand this Bristol thing. Here is a perfect opportunity to speak to the teen moms in the country and she decides to preach abstinence??!?!??! You can’t make a baby go away by saying you’ll never have sex again. You can’t be a virgin after you’ve had sex. To say that you don’t want to have another kid until your married makes no sense to me. SHE DOES REALIZE SHE HAS A BABY, right? The problem is not that she had sex, like most teens, the problem is that she was unprotected. Not having sex until your married, after you’ve already had the kid, teaches absolutely nothing. I think you can tell by this post that I’m completely dumbfounded by this girl.

  14. 14
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted November 18, 2010 at 10:37 am

    Bristol learned the hardway…the only way to guarantee you don’t get pregnant is through abstinence. “Don’t make the same mistake I did.” What’s wrong with that message? Nothing.

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