Bristol Palin’s Acting Debut

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By Nads | Thursday, June 24, 2010 | 6:33 am | 4 Comments
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Wow, I just found this clip of Bristol Palin’s acting debut on Secret Life of an American Teenager, and yikes is it bad. I know I shouldn’t be making fun of teens because it’s in poor taste, but Bristol should leave acting alone, and stay home with her baby. She’s so rigid! If Sarah wants to do her daughter a favor, she should buy her some acting lessons.

Here’s the clip:

Didn’t this take you back to the days of After School Specials, and dramatic rigid performances? Britol Palin’s life story is an After School Special. She should write a younger companion piece to one of Chelsea Handler’s books like, “The JV basketball team: just one lay-up, and I was pregnant.”

…I swear she’d make a butt load of money.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

4 Comments

  1. 1
    JasonR
    Posted June 24, 2010 at 7:16 am

    That was hilariously awful. Don’t feel bad about making fun of her. She’s almost 20, and unlike her misfortune of getting knocked up right when her mom became a celebrity, this time she’s chosen to be in the public eye.

  2. 2
    baymenxpac
    Posted June 24, 2010 at 8:51 am

    that is a whole lot of douche chiiiiill

  3. 3
    Jess Chapman
    Posted June 24, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    Wait, weren’t the Palins about to chop off Levi Johnston’s pubes for pursuing an acting career? At least that kid was smart enough to look for coaching before he tried it.

    BRISTOL: “We are all teenage progenitors here. Your French horn talents are extraordinary. You must exploit them for the welfare of your male genetic carrier.”
    SARAH (speaking into her earpiece): “Keep that roboticness comin’, honey! Just channel Cindy McCain!”

  4. 4
    hollagirl2
    Posted June 24, 2010 at 9:16 pm

    I think Levi didn’t attempt an acting career… The douche just showed his dick for money… so let’s not nitpick LOL

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