Britney’s Bodygaurd, Fat Tony, Fears For Britney’s Mental Health

Aren’t we all fearing it? Just when I thought it wouldn’t get any worse, it just did. Poor Brit is on her way to a tragic Marilyn Monroe ending if she doesn’t shape up. Tony Barretto, Britney’s former bodyguard spoke to News Of The World in the U.K. and has revealed many things about our little, NOT SO innocent Britney.

Brit’s former bodygaurd, AKA Fat Tony, has come forward with how she almost died of a drug binge, her diva lifestyle, how she used to flash her staff, and her infamous “rules”.

Here is a “best of” excerpt for you Gasmii:

Fat Tony on Brit’s overdose:

At the Mondrian Hotel with Howie Day:

“There were half-eaten plates of food everywhere. There were blankets all over the floor, clothes strewn everywhere. The trash was emptied everywhere over the floor.”

“The entire place was littered with empty beer bottles and liquor bottles, small glasses of ice and cigarette butts everywhere.

“On the surface of the dresser, I could see mounds of white powder and a straw on top. I suspected it was cocaine or powdered methamphetamines.

“By the side I spotted a glass pipe, which I knew from my drugs training was often used with crystal meth.”

Fat Tony on Brit’s drinking:

“She has a whiskey stash in her pantry–and even if the children are close by, that doesn’t stop her drinking. After rehab she didn’t want people to see her boozing. So in clubs she’d have Jack Daniel’s and coke in polystyrene cups so it would look like coffee.”



Fat Tony on Brit’s Baby Talk:

“She speaks to them in weird, creepy, baby voices, in made-up languages, which they just don’t get. All it does is unsettle, upset and scare them. Often she would scream and cry uncontrollably. Imagine what that is like for young children.”

Fat Tony on Brit’s shopping:

“She thought nothing of spending money even though she couldn’t be trusted to carry her own credit card or cash.

“She wasn’t responsible enough for that. The other bodyguard and I would have to carry the cash which was delivered to us daily in a white money bag to pay for whatever she wanted to buy.”



Fat Tony on Brit’s dirty parts:

“Before I even started working for her, I was warned about her stripping.

“I must have seen her naked dozens of times and each time I’ve been extremely embarrassed.

“She strips off anywhere–at home, recording studios and clubs.

“Even at the dance rehearsals, she took all her clothes off in front of me and then bent over, not even to pick anything up. I felt my ears burning and turned my head to the wall.

Fat Tony on Brit’s Rules:

“Don’t sweat in her presence–so, as a big guy, I was constantly having to wash my face when I was around her.

“Make sure you’ve cut your nails. Use mints so she can’t be disgusted by your breath.

“Don’t stare at her. Act coy when she walks around naked. Don’t look at her bottom when she is getting in and out of a vehicle.

“Don’t eat in front of her. Her standards were extreme.”But Britney– who once made a bodyguard wash a laundry load of bras–was not the most pleasant person to be around.

And Last, Fat Tony on Brit’s Gas:

“She has a terrible farting and burping problem. She burps and farts A LOT.”

Opps Y’all!!

If you guys want to read the whole article go to News Of The World

She’s just a mess. Brit, just move out of the country, go to school, and I’d never thought I’d say this, but JUST SAY NO! How did she become such a monster? I mean, she went from this little innocent pop-star to being a raging drunk lunatic. There are so many theories, like the paparazzi, too much too soon, blah blah blah. Bottom line, she’s just plain dumb y’all! It’s really sad.