Brooke Mueller’s Payday!

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By Nads | Wednesday, June 29, 2011 | 4:15 am | 6 Comments
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Brooke Mueller got a judge to order Warner Bros. to pay her $55,000 a month in child support. I love that she has NO faith in Charlie, and went straight to the top. She’s one smart ho! Best part about it is that they studio must comply because a judge signed the document ordering the garnished wages. Now that’s what I call WINNING!

Money hungry people all over the world, learn from Brooke. She stuck with it, did her drugs, got her money and now she smells like a rose. It maybe a crack rose, but nonetheless a flower is a flower.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

6 Comments

  1. 1
    ohralphie
    Posted June 29, 2011 at 5:50 am

    Too bad she’ll blow it all on crack.

  2. 2
    LOSTbean LOSTbean
    Posted June 29, 2011 at 7:48 am

    Who needs $55k a month in child support?!?!?!? That’s more that a lot of peoples’ ANNUAL salary!!!

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted June 29, 2011 at 8:15 am

    I need to find me a celebrity to make a baby with. No wonder kids these days aren’t thinking about going to college.

    Have a baby by me baby be a millionaire — 50 cent

  4. 4
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted June 29, 2011 at 9:46 am

    Wow, she got WB to pay child support. I wonder if that means Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck is really the father of the twins.

    WINNING!

  5. 5
    Elmstreet
    Posted June 29, 2011 at 10:22 am

    @ Parisi – given that Brooke seems to be attracted to older men with bad tempers who are prone to violence, I’d wager that Yosemite Sam is the father of her twins.

  6. 6
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted June 29, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    @Elmstreet: You are totally right. I forgot about him. Nice catch.

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