Camille Grammer Got $30 Million

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By Nads | Thursday, September 6, 2012 | 1:03 pm | 34 Comments
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TMZ is reporting that Camille Grammer scored $30 million in her divorce from Kelsey Grammer. She’s supposed to get half of Kelsey’s assets, and as of now he’s worth around $60 million, so looks like mommy is getting a new pair of shoes, and a hand bag. I could have sworn he was worth more, but hell $30 million each isn’t that bad. I wonder if Kelsey’s new wife is pissed that her new hubby is only half a rich from when she met him? I guess when there is true love, money doesn’t matter…even if it is in the millions. I will give her this…she was smart, she had kids right away–that’s a guaranteed equity. 

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34 Comments

  1. 1
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    Who’s the asshole now, Kelsey?

  2. 2
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    “she had kids right away”

    Well, in a manner of speaking.

  3. 3
    hot cawfee
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    I thought he had more than that as well– but she is wife #3???? 4 ?????
    Is she allowed to mention his name on the new season of RHBH???? Could be our drinkin’ game kids!!!!!

  4. 4
    cherrylipgloss
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 3:04 pm

    dear Camille, I’m currently searching for a new best friend….#callme

  5. 5
    labowner
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    Wow from loser shitting disaster MTV dancer to wealthy divorcee. Is she still with Dimitri? She has quite the war chest to go after his ex now.

  6. 6
    labowner
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    Please take some of that cash and fix your boobs. What a horrible solid as a rock look. Yuck.

  7. 7
    blueberryPancake
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 4:46 pm

    OMG labowner….I was going to say the same thing … those boobs are horrid…

  8. 8
    Detinha
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 4:59 pm

    She’s pooping all the way to the Bank! ;)

  9. 9
    Robin Robin
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 5:05 pm

    I always thought she had nice tit’s.

    That picture is an example of a bad fitting dress, not bad boobs.

    TC, Robin

  10. 10
    Sharon
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 5:08 pm

    Considering what she had to do to get those children with Grammer.. BLURP!!!!

    She earned that $30 million, baby.

  11. 11
    labowner
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 5:21 pm

    Dealing with a surrogate is so bad Sharon? She didn’t do shit.

    Robin, serious question? How does a dress make your boobs look unnaturally round and hard? They looked that bad to me in her bikini shot in Hawaii S1.

  12. 12
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    Her boobs always look bad. A natural looking breast would look phab in that dress.

    And yes, @Sharon, she earned every penny. And so is current wife. He’s not getting prettier, and I’m sure the disposition is nothing to get excited about.

  13. 13
    Robin Robin
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 5:46 pm

    “Robin, serious question? How does a dress make your boobs look unnaturally round and hard? They looked that bad to me in her bikini shot in Hawaii S1.”

    I was thinking that there really needed to be a wardrobe adjustment. The scoop in front of the dress was truly off center and this made her gals disproportionality wonky ;)

    I also wish I looked that good in a bikini. Seriously. ;}

    TC, Robin

  14. 14
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 5:57 pm

    Robin, just because you have boobs, don’t go thinking that makes you some kind of boob expert. I take a back seat to NOBODY on boob judging and those are some the worst fake titties that I have ever seen. I HATE fake titties in general, but those are a disaster. It looks as obvious and horrid as an ill fitting toupee on a man.

  15. 15
    Robin Robin
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 6:03 pm

    Labowner,

    “Dealing with a surrogate is so bad Sharon? She didn’t do shit.”

    Yes she did. In order for her and cross dresser Kelsey to make a baby without her womb; they had to take meds, and use a long dohicky to do it. Kelsey didn’t have a long doohickey..so there ya go.

  16. 16
    Robin Robin
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 6:29 pm

    “Robin, just because you have boobs, don’t go thinking that makes you some kind of boob expert”

    You don’t have boobs, so dont go thinking that you are a boob expert, either.! I have mine 24/7.

    Robinez

  17. 17
    Too-Old-To-Care
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 11:43 pm

    With her lifestyle, thirty mil would last about what, 4 years? Five if she’s frugal.

    She’s so used to handing over a charge card or letting someone else handle the bills with Kelsey’s limitless funds. Can you imagine Camille (or any other trophy wench) actually budgeting their money?

    The dress probably has bones, or stays to hold it in position. If she turns her body and the dress doesn’t move with her, she could get that lop-sided effect.

    If she still had feeling in “the girls,” she’d have noticed that the bodice wasn’t where it should be. Or maybe she was hoping for the publicity that accompanies a red-carpet wardrobe malfunction.

  18. 18
    hot cawfee
    Posted September 7, 2012 at 4:18 am

    hey–did that bitch Allison Dubois (psycho psychic) predict this outcome!!!!!
    cue scary music

  19. 19
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted September 7, 2012 at 4:52 am

    @TOTC, stays! That’s it. I was trying to figure out why an entire person could move and the dress remain where it had started.

    Natural breasts would flow into the bodice and reform around the stays. Those soccer balls attached to a bony ironing board ( never a good look) would simply shift rigidly and leave the stays, bodice and all, behind.

    Ick.

  20. 20
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 7, 2012 at 8:20 am

    I believe one issue that Sharon might be referring to is Kelsey wanting to split the kids up. anyone remember? She gets the daughter he gets the sun. It was hot news for about a minute but Camille managed to get that thrown out of the agreement.

    Camille’s frame is far to thin for boobs that big. Brandi Glanville has fake ones, just more proportionate to her body type. That dress is horrid and she shouldn’t be in it in the first place but, my guess is Nads picked a shot of Camille looking like her typical asshole self. Look at her bleached damaged hair, ribs poking through, wonky bewbs and the lips parted as if she was in some Skin-o-max late night flick. BLAH!

  21. 21
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted September 7, 2012 at 8:26 am

    @Gypsy, BLAH indeed. In fact, the purrrrrrrfect picture for her to have selected. Worth at the very least 500 words.

  22. 22
    Dear Crabby
    Posted September 7, 2012 at 8:50 am

    He could have dumped me for $15mil! Even Ann Curry didn’t get that kind of settlement and she still has to deal with her douchey TV husband, Matt Lauer.

  23. 23
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted September 7, 2012 at 9:05 am

    @Robin, I would NEVER think that I am not an expert on what type of boobs looks good. Camille paid somebody to operate on her and make her look worse. She is a vapid, vain idiot.

    @SSC, soccer balls. Exactly. The only thing worse would have been if the plastic surgeon had split an actual soccer ball and just sewed the two halves, Frankenstein-style, onto her chest.

    @Gypsy. Yeah, that idiot should have picked smaller sacks which would have had some small chance of appearing more natural. Everything about both Camille and Taylor Armstrong looks plastic and fake.

  24. 24
    labowner
    Posted September 7, 2012 at 9:37 am

    Robin, for all we know Cranky has bigger boobs than all of us………

  25. 25
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted September 7, 2012 at 10:11 am

    @labowner, you’ve got that right. Huge, soft, jiggly, voluptuous, hairy moobs. Jealous much?

  26. 26
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted September 7, 2012 at 10:21 am

    Oh, I forgot to mention — ALL NATURAL.

  27. 27
    labowner
    Posted September 7, 2012 at 10:39 am

    Bro or manssiere Cranky?

  28. 28
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted September 7, 2012 at 11:19 am

    @Crank, how could “Huge, soft, jiggly, voluptuous, hairy moobs” be anything but natural?

    Mrs. Cranky is a lucky, lucky woman.

  29. 29
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted September 7, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    Yes, quite the decision . . . bro or manssiere. That’s one of my favorite Seinfeld episodes.

  30. 30
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 7, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    Cranky I was talking about Brandi…OF COURSE FAILOR IS FAKE and an asshole.

    I’m guessing Manssiere.

  31. 31
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted September 7, 2012 at 12:54 pm

    Bro sounds less formal and more comfy.

  32. 32
    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted September 8, 2012 at 10:55 am

    Slender can be lovely. But she is neither. How can ANY woman actually look in the mirror and think all those bones and silicone is attractive? To anyone!

  33. 33
    Robin Robin
    Posted September 9, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    @labowner,

    “Bro or manssiere Cranky?”

    Good one, labowner ;}

    Robin

  34. 34
    Robin Robin
    Posted September 9, 2012 at 5:55 pm

    http://www.thereckoner.net/reckoning/4edbe402e4b01bc6148c25d6/seinfeld-battle-bro-or-manzier

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