TMZ reports that Camille is having a fit about Frasier letting his 27 year old daughter, Spencer, and her husband vacation at the Hawaii house. Why? Well, cuz Cam’s been spending time there and Spencer might steal her stuff and use it against her in the divorce. In other words, she’s saying the kid is a spy and she’s trying to legally block her from entering.
And she could be right. Kids should be used to spy. And to pump your gas so you don’t have to get out of the car. And as human shields if war ever spontaneously breaks out on the street. They’re your kids! Why’d ya have them if you aren’t gonna put them to good use?
I had no idea Frasier even had a twenty seven year old daughter, but she’s married and rich and hates Camille, so I think it’s time to stop worrying about divorce contracts and start worrying about CASTING CONTRACTS! The Jersey edition has been getting some pretty juicy mileage from the addition of Teresa’s extended and hated family, so Bev Hills should take notice and sign this Spencer chick up.
I guess my only question is, what is Camille afraid the girl will find? I’m sure she already knows about the drawer of condoms, the stripper pole, and the illegal freezers full of botulism. What else is in that house?