Camille: Kelsey Is NOT A Cross-Dresser

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   ohralphie
   Posted January 20, 2011 at 3:19 pm

   What a hobag. How many times have we seen Camille not quite say something — the bitch always leaves room for plausible deniability. Probably developed the skill as a hooker evading the undercover vice squad.
   Anyhoo – hate the bich and hate how she is really screwing over her own children in order to get laughs with Howard Stern.

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   sarcasatire
   Posted January 20, 2011 at 7:30 pm

   Camille should drag his name thru the mud a little bit. A man that leaves his family, shacks up with a strange woman in a new city, plays house with his children, with a new girl cast in the role of ‘Mum’, is deplorable. How humiliating for any woman to have to endure that! And you know what they say..hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. I’d get revenge, too. Except, I’d go Waiting to Exhale on dat ass and torch his car, bitch-slap his new girl in the face, and *then* have my lawyers bleed him dry. *SNAPS*

   “E-le-ven years..of sacrifice
   Besides the kids I have nothing to show

   Wasted my years
   A fool of a wife
   I shoulda left yo ass long time ago..

   (Not Gon’ Cry – Mary J. Blige)

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   sarcasatire
   Posted January 20, 2011 at 7:37 pm

   C’mon..the kids don’t listen to Howard Stern. I doubt it would affect them what she said on there. Especially as they are no doubt more affected by the fact that their father moved out of their home (No, honey, Daddy’s not coming back), and that they can only see him occasionally when they travel to NY. (no doubt the 4 nannies travel with them, as Kelsey is probably less hands on than Camille. A spontaneous pillow fight does not a great dad make.)

   Not to mention the fact that Mason and Jude have only ever seen their dad kiss or share a bedroom with their mom and now he is openly affectionate with a virtual stranger, right in front of them. Yea…not sure a soundbite on Sirius radio should be the blame for their fucked up psyches.

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   Matt Lam
   Posted January 20, 2011 at 11:40 pm

   You… you’re… taking Camille’s… SIDE?! :O

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   sarcasatire
   Posted January 21, 2011 at 12:19 am

   I’m a woman first. And it’s hard to not be sympathetic to seeing a wife being dropped, not because of marital discord, but because the husband found someone else. I dunno, that’s gotta hurt. Even more when it plays out in the public eye. Look at Jennifer Aniston. We don’t know what kinda problems she had with Brad, only that he left her for Angelina. And while Jen garnered sympathy at first, people began to blame her for her failures at love. People always blame the the cuckold wife…she is the reason her husband strayed. Although we all know that some men just like variety. They can have a steak at home and still get a taste for chicken. Even the best, most attentive wife can get replaced when there is someone willing to ease in there and tickle the man’s fancy.

   When a person is publically humiliated, they often strike back. Not saying we should fight fire with fire, but there are times when revenge is a dish best served cold. No ones perfect, and in Waiting to Exhale, when the cuckold wife, who’d just learned her husband was leaving her for another woman, took revenge, people in the theater were clapping and cheering her on. Why don’t we feel the same for all women in this position?

   Plus, we saw that Taylor was behind the whole Kyle vs Camille debacle…so I don’t fault Camille as much as I did in previous episodes. I do fault Taylor, though, the big lipped shit stirrer. Hope she gets her comeuppance soon..it’s been a long time coming. A season of making both Kim and Camille look like assholes while she plead the fifth.

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   Snootchy Bootches
   Posted January 21, 2011 at 3:42 am

   Sarcas, I love ya, but I think you are making a lot of assumptions about the situation that we just can’t know. First of all, how do you know that they weren’t separated prior to him moving to NY? It certainly looked like they were. So you can’t say that he left the marriage because he found someone else instead of marital discord. You just don’t know.

   And as far as Howard Stern goes, the kids might not listen to it, but I don’t either and yet I heard about it. You don’t think that there is SOMEONE in the universe that might know and mention it to the kids or mention it to someone the kids know at school or whatever? Kids always hear about this type of gossip. And are usually teased for it. Can you imagine being that young and being bullied with “Your daddy wears a dress” and worse? She just shouldn’t have said it. She is the queen of insinuation that she can then claim was a joke. Just like the comment that Mauri is cheating on Kyle.

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   classy drunk
   Posted January 21, 2011 at 4:36 am

   I think that Camille’s actions are because she has been hurt by her husband leaving her for a newer model. It never feels good when something like that happens and people say things that make them feel better about the situation.

   I mean how many people left the relationship then told the man/woman/friends the sex wasn’t good, his penis was small, etc

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   sarcasatire
   Posted January 21, 2011 at 5:05 am

   @Snootchy: On the last recap of RHoBH, I presumed Camille and Kelsey to have been separated before filming started, yet keeping up a facade for the cameras as not to interfere with Kelsey’s play and good press. However, I don’t fault her so much for ‘going in’ on Kelsey after all he’s done to her. I mean, we’re only human…and why not get angry and make your ex feel like shit if he’s done the same to you. Sure, it’s not the high road, but neither is having your son sit on Kayte’s lap in the green room on David Letterman, waving for the camera.

   Kelsey is a dick. If he was my husband and I had dirt on him, I’d take out out an 8-page spread in the Sunday Times, complete with glossy photos of his wrinkled nether regions. If I had a scandalous sex tape, I’d sell the stills to Vivid Entertainment..all the shots that exclude me in the frame..especially those of him tied up and stretching out my silk panties.
   Like I said..hell hath no fury like a woman scorned…Kelsey’s lucky Camille has only alluded to his deviance, where as I would have provided proof.

   As far as Camille’s comment on Howard Stern, my point is that what directly affects the children is that Daddy loves someone more than Mommy. He kisses her(Kayte), sleeps in the same bed, and won’t come home (to Mailbu..the only home the kids know). I think this is more of a detriment to the children than some idle gossip about their dad in women’s clothes. It could be easily explained away..Sure, Daddy wore women’s clothes… in his play, La Cage Aux Folles. He was acting, kids..it’s all just make believe.

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   Stewinberri
   Posted January 21, 2011 at 5:31 am

   That Letterman shot with his new piece and the kids…just no words for such a low blow. I knew then, Kelsey was despicable.

   The problem I have with Camille’s insinuations are they lend credence to the horrible things we already believe about her. Kelsey’s atrocious behavior aside. If she wants to blame “editing” or ” I was not myself because…” then it is in her best interest to take the high road NOW. The woman is in need of some serious reputation repair and she isn’t doing herself any favors with those nasty comments. As it stands, most of the negative press is on her and not on Kelsey’s douchery. Can’t help in her custody battle. And we all know Kelsey only wants the kids around as reason to keep the nannies around.

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    ohralphie
    Posted January 21, 2011 at 7:04 am

    I am usually on the side of the woman scorned — but in this case I cannot do it. Being married to that high strung, baby talking, ‘it’s all due to me’ bitch would be unbearable. Camille took credit – often – for Kelseys sobriety and their production company. She just works soooo haaaaaard. Her paid friends and her paid piece makes it tad difficult to look at her as the devoted wife scorned.
    Is Kelsey a shit for knocking up a stewardess while still married? Absolutely! Divorce than date – how hard is that?! Camille stills sucks though.

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    zerocool
    Posted January 21, 2011 at 7:35 am

    They’re both horrible people – feel sorry for the kids.

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    sheesh
    Posted January 21, 2011 at 7:56 am

    They are both assholes.
    But if you have children then as a parent you really do need to take the high road and not talk shit about each other.
    It would also be wise to not kiss a married man on the lips on camera or introduce your new side piece until you have been divorced for a while. Then you don’t have to explian or lie to your kids when they grow up and come back from their therapist with questions.
    Once again..they are both assholes.

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    thiajok
    Posted January 21, 2011 at 8:01 am

    What Sheesh said, with the addendum that it’s also not a good idea to knock up a flight attendant while still married.

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    Funtimes
    Posted January 21, 2011 at 8:42 pm

    Everyone keeps mentioning her kids. You mean the kids she had to ensure a bigger divorce settlement? The kids she had through a surrogate so she didn’t have to “ruin” her body like other women? The 2 children that need 4 live in nannies? Every other woman spent time with their children on the show, except her. She was too busy sunning herself in her bikini’s talking about how hot she is and how she is so “Jesus like” for allowing a friend to live in an empty house. Or ho’ing it up with the tennis guy.

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    regularlydressed
    Posted January 22, 2011 at 1:55 pm

    Being a “cross dresser” is a bad thing?!
    **My Captcha is telling me to “hide”!**

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    ReiRay
    Posted January 23, 2011 at 6:08 pm

    I’m with everyone else saying they’re both crappy people. I felt like at first when you see how awful Camille is you are tempted to feel more understanding for Kelsey- truth be told what he did was awful- but that still doesn’t make Camille less awful. I think defending Camille would be more understandable if not for the fact she didn’t care if she hurt other peoples families. I doubt her flirting with all the married men made those women feel great in their relationships. She is now hurt and complaining about being scorned- now that it’s SHE that is being hurt. If she was really a loyal wife that she claims to be- I would definitely feel bad- but I know when they were saying they considered an open marriage- I doubt she’d care too much about ruining someone else’s family. The only pain that matters is Camille’s pain- and her complete lack of responsibility for what she says makes her all the worse- saying the whole show made her look bad- and yet the show didn’t make her try and fire Kyle’s husband for something so petty, didn’t make her lie, didn’t make her insist the women were just jealous of her, basically she did all the horrible stuff and was just more upset she didn’t get a better edit. Her complete denial she did anything wrong is more annoying than anything! I think she’d come off better if she took some or ANY responsiblity for what she did/how she acted. That being said I completely agree with whoever said Taylor is awful- she is a total instigator. She is completely this seasons Tamra Barney- just awful.