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Camille Threatens To Show Us Her Junk
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Saturday, December 11, 2010
12:00 pm
15 Comments
Tagged: camille grammer, frasier, kelsey grammer, ow my eyes, please god no, sex tape
Star Magazine (very, very reliable magazine, k?) is reporting that Camille Grammer, the nutcase Frasier married and divorced, is threatening to release a sex tape if he doesn’t give her a ton of money. Early reports stated that she could get like thirty million in the settlement. STFU, Camille! Don’t make Frashe mad or you’ll be on the pole faster than a fireman during a riot.
We’ve got an emergency on our hands here, people. If that tape is released, you know we’re gonna have to watch it. Which means we will have images of naked, hairy Frasier and Camille burned into our brains forever. Giiiiiirl, I’LL send you money not to release it. I’ll start a PayPal fund for that shit. PLEASE spare my eyes. They’re still sore from watching your hot tub time with that creepy hanger on a few weeks back, and I don’t know if I can take any more.
Remember, Shlemiel, if we don’t have working eyes we can’t watch your show. For the love of all that’s holy, BURN THAT TAPE!
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I heard that Fraz makes her spank him and he calls her “Mommy.”
How much do you think it is worth to him that tape not get out..I’m betting around $45 million at least..plus a house in Hawaii and the Beverly Hills palace. Kelsey, spare us all and the pay the lady!
What a beyotch! There really is nothing to her other than the fact that she was married to Frasier while the show was filmed. She’s completely self-absorbed. I really hope she’s not on the show next season. And, you guys, I hope Kelsey says go ahead Bitch release it. It can’t help her request for custody.
As Judge Judy would say, “You picked her.”
I’m sure there are worst things than having your hairy butt spanked while screaming, “Mommy” on tape. I can’t think of one at the minute but I’m sure there must be.
He should do what Mel Gibson is doing, because this ho is trying to extort money from him. That’s illegal.
I was going to say that I can’t imagine the tape would be any worse than what we are imagining, but maybe it could. Still, I imagine that any sex tape involving these two (even vanilla sex) would be INCREDIBLY DISGUSTING.
@Pixie: Even more disgusting than Danielle’s fucked up boobs?
Wow, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. I will donate my life savings to stop that garbage from getting out.
Gosh, Camille, how proud your kids will be…
@LAC Seriously! There’s wanting to hurt your ex and extortion and, well, just being a self-absorbed ho but you’d think she might AT LEAST consider her kids. Children talk. Mothers of children talk. Just imagine what a field day all the other BH housewives would have with that! What a classy chick!
And what a way to get from under your husband’s shadow…whose gonna look at your vajayjay if Kelsey’s not in the frame?
@LAC: LOL!! Her vagina is only important because Kelsey’s been inside of it.
@Matt: Spongebob Squaretits.
And who says Camille is thinking of her kids? Damn right she is! I mean, if she doesn’t get Kelsey to give up more dough, by any means necessary, then how she will afford to pay someone to take care of her kids? She needs a full-time, round the clock staff to watch and love and care for these darling little creatures. Camille’s definitely not capable. So what does she do? She tries to extort more money from Frasier, using the best leverage she has. Why? For her kids of course!
Sarcas… LOL!! She is like the “Mildred Pierce” of Beverly Hills – sacrificing everything for the kids – “Mommy is ass up in front of the camera for you!! Don’t be ungrateful!”
Good Lawd this woman is awful. Can her irritable bowels do us all a favor and terminally malfunction?
@LAC: LOL..exactly! “Camille slowly slides down to her knees, while fumbling for his zipper. As she wets her lips and takes him in her mouth, her mind repeats a calming mantra, ‘this is for the children..because I love my children..this is for the children..”
Sarcas!! LOL!! While other mothers bake for their kids’ classes, coach little league, sew costumes for plays, etc, Camille is doing the hardest work imaginable – getting ready for her closeup…
Exactly! No one ever dare say Camille’s kids shouldn’t be proud. I mean, look at all of the sacrifices their mother is making, to make sure they are well taken care of, by somebody else. Four nannies..that aint cheap! Suck Harder, Camille! Now bend…and arch! Atta girl!