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Star Magazine (very, very reliable magazine, k?) is reporting that Camille Grammer, the nutcase Frasier married and divorced, is threatening to release a sex tape if he doesn’t give her a ton of money. Early reports stated that she could get like thirty million in the settlement. STFU, Camille! Don’t make Frashe mad or you’ll be on the pole faster than a fireman during a riot.
We’ve got an emergency on our hands here, people. If that tape is released, you know we’re gonna have to watch it. Which means we will have images of naked, hairy Frasier and Camille burned into our brains forever. Giiiiiirl, I’LL send you money not to release it. I’ll start a PayPal fund for that shit. PLEASE spare my eyes. They’re still sore from watching your hot tub time with that creepy hanger on a few weeks back, and I don’t know if I can take any more.
Remember, Shlemiel, if we don’t have working eyes we can’t watch your show. For the love of all that’s holy, BURN THAT TAPE!