Caption This! Monday April 16

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By Flipit | | 10:27 am | 27 Comments

There was a lot of screeching in last night’s RHOA reunion. I couldn’t understand it all! What the hell did Nene say?

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27 Comments

  1. 1
    Derek hazelton
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 11:04 am

    I’m too rich to give about this show anymore!

  2. 2
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 11:09 am

    What I meant to say was, “I’m too rich to give a shit about this show anymore!”

  3. 3
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 11:38 am

    “Which one of you bitches stole my Rolex then pawned it, Sheree?”

  4. 4
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    “Mah aay-gent tol me I was gonna be a big-ass TV stah! Turn out he got me a gig on Squatch Watch! And I’s playin’ the Sassy, the Saturda, ya know, da Big Foot!!!!”

  5. 5
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 12:44 pm

    LOL!!

  6. 6
    sheesh
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    Dildodildodildodildodildodildodildodildodildodildodildo

  7. 7
    Sparkle McSnarkle marisa
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    “I want the name of the show changed to Nene and some other randoms if I grace you with my presence next season” (please say no, Andy Cohen)

  8. 8
    Miss Molly
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    “You touch me girl, I will wear that wig off your head. A straight hooker. Andy, I”m gonna respect you and let you do this interview next to this trashbox. Trashy hooker. Go on.”

  9. 9
    P
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 4:23 pm

    “There will never be a neenee and sheree!”

  10. 10
    LAC LAC
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    Guess who I saw sashaying through the Atlanta airport this afternoon? NeNe and Marlo. Rather subdued. Of course Mugshot Marlo had six inch Louboutins on and some short set. NeNe was dressed in black and looked smaller in person. No, I did not start a scene – had my 17 year old with me (college visits) and she was already nixing my idea of her running behind them snapping pictures. Kids today…. ungrateful wretches. :)

  11. 11
    LAC LAC
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 5:03 pm

    I know I should have taken some pictures, but I was exhausted and being lazy. Flipit, I was like Edie on Ab Fab: “Help momma!! Take a picture before they get away, sweetie darling! Go!” Wouldn’t budge…

  12. 12
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 5:33 pm

    You saw NeNe at the airport and she “looked smaller in person”? So you mean a 737 would fit in the shadow of her ass, instead of a 757?

  13. 13
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 6:37 pm

    dahling what’s a sasquatch doing heah? clear the sasquatch!

  14. 14
    LAC LAC
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 6:46 pm

    LOL!! You realize it’s nene, sweetie darling? Queen of the Loubotons? Clear surfaces for momma!

    It really was surreal. :)

  15. 15
    LAC LAC
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 6:51 pm

    NTW, pretty much. I was struck by the fact that I did not hear her 10 minutes before I saw her. Shocking, no entourage and no 20 pieces of LV luggage. But there was a camera man or some sort of photographer.

  16. 16
    LisaVille
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 7:05 pm

    Why you screamin’ fo yo Ni Ni, little chyle? Sittin’ there in yo fancy pink dress with a tiara on yo head? I’s sittin’ in front o yo face!

  17. 17
    Robin Robinez
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 7:17 pm

    I am a woman of intergrity and I never talked about you behind your back unless I needed to. Know that!

  18. 18
    Delia
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 11:58 pm

    I wish Andy told Nene to stop yelling. That was just ridiculous. No one could talk at all. All you could hear was her squawking about absolutely nothing that was brought up to her.

    Part II had better be good, cuz that was just stupid.

  19. 19
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted April 17, 2012 at 4:25 am

    DAMMIT LAC…I work right at the Atlanta aiport we could have snarked together and eaten chic fil a sandwiches with sweet tea.

  20. 20
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted April 17, 2012 at 4:26 am

    My submission: “ummm how did this cock get in my mouth. Ugh this is what happens when you are at an event with Kandi.”

  21. 21
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted April 17, 2012 at 4:48 am

    NeNe has people for luggage, I’m sure. Can’t break a nail, now can we?

    Dang Classy! Wish I’da known. Went thru ATL monthly. Woulda made lonnnng layovers funn!

  22. 22
    LAC LAC
    Posted April 17, 2012 at 6:35 am

    LOL!!! It’s a date next time. It was too funny. All the time I was joking about saying hey to NeNe while there and lo and behold, I saw her. Mugshot was the icing on the cake.

  23. 23
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted April 17, 2012 at 8:58 am

    Serously, I go through that airport more than few times a year @classsy. Had to have the heimlich at Sbarro’s last year infact!

  24. 24
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted April 17, 2012 at 8:59 am

    Maybe I missed it but, I can’t wait to see who Khandi wanted to choke out!

  25. 25
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted April 17, 2012 at 9:10 am

    Miss Andy’s too weak and mild to actually moderate these shriek-fests. Bravo needs to bring in someone who has more testosterone than Andy–maybe Austin Scarlett.

  26. 26
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted April 17, 2012 at 11:07 am

    I agree NWMTV. While I loathe Perez Hilton he does serve up the wrenches on the bad girls club.

    No one’s feet are ever held to the fire for what they do, so the reunion is basically there to remind us that there’s another show as soon as this one is over. We don’t learn anything new. We don’t get clarification on anything. These reunions are a huge waste of time that I continue to watch religiously. OH wait…who’s the idiot here?!?!?! :(

  27. 27
    skychickie
    Posted April 17, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    Who tweeted about a dildo on my timeline?!

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