Caption This! Wiiiiinas!

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By Flipit | | 12:01 pm | 4 Comments

Another week, another batch of great captions by you guys. Congrats to the winners!! We’ll start again tomorrow over on our facebook page! 

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If I were racist, do you think my housekeeper would’ve baked me all those chocolate pies when i got home? – Shima

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“Now Ricki, you must learn to inhibit your gag reflex or you’ll never get engaged two times.”- Jamie

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Don’t piss on me and tell me it’s raining! – Rosie

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If one of the wives gets a perm maybe we could moonlight as a Hall & Oates tribute band. – Meredith

 

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4 Comments

  1. 1
    Robin Robinez
    Posted May 20, 2012 at 6:42 pm

    I LOVE “The Help” reference!

    Robin

  2. 2
    JimbobJones Jimbob Jones
    Posted May 20, 2012 at 7:03 pm

    Can we make this a non-FB-only contest? Would have loved to enter, but I hate Facebook like people hate Colon.

    For the third, I would have entered “Are you sure this is all I have to do to get into the R Kelly fan club?”

  3. 3
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 1:52 am

    I love The Help reference, too!

    @Jimbob: I imagine the facebook angle is best because it allows others to for vote for the best caption. That way no one can accuse anyone of playing favorites. Each winnaaaaa(!) has multiple votes by unbiased parties who know nothing of the entries’ TVG screennames.

  4. 4
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 4:49 am

    Love your idea, Jimbob, but entering (and, sadly, losing) the contest is the only time I ever log on to facebook. I hate FB, but I do catch distant friends’ pix.

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