Caption This Winnnnaaaaas!!

Watercooler

By Flipit | Sunday, July 22, 2012 | 11:11 am | 7 Comments
Posted in: Caption This, Watercooler

Congrats to the winners and thanks to everyone who played! We will be starting another round over on our facebook page.

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Eternity cologne commercials are getting weirder and weirder. – Katie

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Pinot deprivation sequence activated. – Shima

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WTF? It’s tough playing a 16 year old when I look older than my 42 year old Mother. Damn. On the brighter side (for all of us) maybe that means menopause is coming soon. – Danielle

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Abby demonstrates the proper viewing procedure for Dance Moms. – Christopher

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Sauce by Manzo, in other words full of shit and bound to make you do the same! – Mindy

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Does this microphone make me look gay? – Paula

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This is the most ridiculous waterpik ever!- Laura

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7 Comments

  1. 1
    Amy
    Posted July 22, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    None of these were even close to funny. Better luck next time?

  2. 2
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted July 22, 2012 at 7:58 pm

    I hope to see your submissions next week Amy

  3. 3
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted July 22, 2012 at 10:16 pm

    LOL.

  4. 4
    hot cawfee
    Posted July 23, 2012 at 8:42 am

    “sauce by Manzo…” bbwwaahhhaaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  5. 5
    Robin Robinez
    Posted July 24, 2012 at 9:11 pm

    “I hope to see your submissions next week Amy”

    I Love it here sometimes… ;}

    Robin

  6. 6
    Amy
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 3:25 pm

    Gee, good comeback. I just didn’t think they were funny. So? Deal with it.

  7. 7
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 3:33 pm

    @Amy, do you watch any of these shows? Do you get the context in which the jokes are written?

    Ramona is addicted to Pinot. Addicted.
    Farrah looks rode hard and put away wet.
    Caroline is marketing a spaghetti sauce under the family name/biz. She’s also full of shit.
    Sonja spends a lot of time with her hands (and other things) in toilets and bidets.
    I could go on.. but you get the drift. Comedy is subjective. So is context.
    If you don’t get the joke, or if you don’t find them to be funny then move along without putdowns. But if you think you can do better (and I’m sure you do) please visit the TVgasm facebook page and show us how its done. We’ll be waiting…

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