Caroline Manzo Signs A Book Deal

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By Nads | Tuesday, August 21, 2012 | 4:20 am | 35 Comments
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It seems to be the natural progression when you’re a housewife to sign a book deal, and Caroline Manzo is next up on the list. She’s writing a book that’s going to be released in March 2013 called “Let Me Tell You Something.” The book will will give  “life lessons on family, friendship and long-term happiness.”  Wow, she’s like our new Mother Teresa Caroline, isn’t she? Because if anyone can tell me something, it’s Caroline Manzo. First her radio show, and now her book…She’s like a walking Chicken Soup for the  Jersey Soul. I wonder if she’s planning a convent book tour for promo? Nuns will flip for our beloved housewife. 

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

35 Comments

  1. 1
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 4:59 am

    Of COURSE that’s the title. Nice call on the chicken Soup for NJ’s soul Nads.

    Caroline is an asshole.

  2. 2
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 5:35 am

    I’m sure happy that my soul isn’t in NJ.

  3. 3
    cherrylipgloss
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 6:45 am

    Say it ain’t so!!

  4. 4
    caligal
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 7:30 am

    I am sure her advice book will be just as successful as her radio show. First Gasmii to spot Caro’s book in the dollar store wins!! :)

  5. 5
    hot cawfee
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 7:39 am

    Sweet Jesus— I guess to get my book deal I have to amp up my ass-holed-ness. Thats why I guess has been holding me back. I must now seek to be a major, total asshole.

    Will her book signings be at the Brownstone or at a cup-cake shop???

  6. 6
    labowner
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 9:03 am

    Thankfully there is the library. Will add it to my reading list.

  7. 7
    Chickstar
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 9:06 am

    Who the hell would take advice from Caroline?

  8. 8
    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 9:13 am

    This is a work of fiction, yes?

  9. 9
    Jason
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 9:44 am

    “Let Me Tell You Something” – a book by Caroline Manzo on how to raise 3 superachievers, and to mind one’s own business.

  10. 10
    Faye
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 9:49 am

    Is that her nipple at the bottom right of her Wilma Flintstone inspired evening wear?

  11. 11
    WaffleBoy
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 10:41 am

    Whoo Hoo! This is awesome. Pasta and lap bands for everybody!

  12. 12
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 10:57 am

    @Faye, unfortunately, yes it is. I was grossed out too.

    @Chicky*, I s’pose the same people who take DJ Pauly Who(?)s advice will race to get her book.

    At the Dollar Store.

  13. 13
    Adelefig
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 11:01 am

    She’s so teeny tiny that I hope she can fill up the cover of her book! She’s not even speaking to half of her siblings…..what is she gonna advise me on????

  14. 14
    labowner
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 11:05 am

    Faye, yuck. Didn’t notice that. Ewww

  15. 15
    yummy
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    Yeah, I need life lessons on family from someone who is estranged from half of her siblings and has 3 adult children who are still living off of her. Also, I can’t wait for life lessons on happiness from miserable Caroline. Pre-order, for sure!

  16. 16
    misszippity
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    Do ya think the people who offered her this deal know she has siblings who do not speak to her? have they watched her awesome critical, controlling, bitchy behavior on NJHW? have they watched her manipulate and derail anyone who defies her, especially if they desire to make up w/ her enemy Teresa? have they seen her CHILDREN – adults w/ the maturity of teenagers….very young teenagers — who are uninspiring, uneducated (ex. for he fav albie), and are totally uninteresting? well, I could go on forever, but this is pretty much the LAST woman I would take advice from…..what moron thought this was a good investment???

  17. 17
    spababe
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    I wouldn’t buy a thing that has your name on it.

  18. 18
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    Well at least let’s hope she isn’t offering fashion advice. That dress is beyond horrible.

  19. 19
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    You guys are on a roll! Quip City!!

  20. 20
    hot cawfee
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 4:55 pm

    @ 10 Faye– NICE– good eye girl !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    will this be a pop-up book?? Mayhap a POP-OUT book ?????

  21. 21
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 5:05 pm

    Based on nipple placement, those are some low-hanging fruit.

  22. 22
    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 5:21 pm

    Well, here’s hoping she makes enough in book sales to buy a decent strapless support bra.

    Or maybe clothing that actually fits and is age appropriate.

    Or maybe just a big brown bag with eyeholes cut out.

  23. 23
    annie Annie
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 7:23 pm

    my favorite quote of season 1!!

    I thought the title would be “Let Me Tell You a-Something about My Family…..60% of us have the lap band”

  24. 24
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 4:50 am

    I am still in shcok this woman is getting a book. I’d rather read te book Jacqui read to Gia.

  25. 25
    Pyper
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 11:06 am

    Oh yippeee…. I will only buy this book if there is a complete chapter on Ham Game rules and regulations…

  26. 26
    Wasabipeas wasabipeas
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    She’s so tiny!

  27. 27
    SuburBint
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    One would think that someone that tiny would have no problem finding the appropriate supportive undergarments for every occasion. Apparently her perfect life does have some holes in it after all….

  28. 28
    labowner
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    Donald Trump has filed for bankruptcy how many times, but that doesn’t stop him from giving financial advice.

  29. 29
    Jazzy
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 4:46 pm

    She has raised three of the most useless people on the planet and she thinks she should give advice?? On what?? She’s really delusional.

  30. 30
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 1:38 am

    She should name it “I’m Staying Out Of It”

  31. 31
    LAC LAC
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 8:30 am

    What is this masterpiece going to be called? “Head Cock 101: How to raise children who never leave”
    or “Fambly: who is real and who is GAAAAARBAGE!”

  32. 32
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 9:57 am

    @Lab, The Donald can do it because he’s a gambler and sometimes when you take risks you lose. Plus, he bounced back on other peoples’ money– investors.

    Ever notice that the first ones to offer advice are usually the least qualified to give it? Unasked, of course.

  33. 33
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 8:12 pm

    Hey @snowshoecat! I’ve missed you! Actually I think not only having 0 kids. But also being born with 0 maternal instinct makes me uniquely qualified to tell people I don’t know how to raise their babies.

    The same way being dirt poor makes me the ideal person to tell them what to do with their $.

    It’s OK that they don’t ask. They shouldn’t have to. It’s my gift to them. (^◡^)

  34. 34
    von ketchum
    Posted August 26, 2012 at 9:29 pm

    Yeap!!! those are some low hanging boobies,,,,,must have been something Tre did to them.

  35. 35
    PassthePinot
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 11:49 am

    “Let Me Tell You Something” about what? Minding your own business? Having healthy relationships with your siblings? How to rationalize calling your daughter an a**hole on national TV? How to form healthy, normal relationships with other women? Maybe they can sell it on Amazon as a threesome with “Class with the Countess” and “Advice from a Jewish Mother”. A literary hat trick.

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