Casting Notice: Calling All Male Virgins…

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By Nads | Wednesday, January 25, 2012 | 1:10 pm | 10 Comments
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Yes, you heard me correctly, a cable network is looking for male virgins for a new dating show…ha!

Here’s the casting notice (pasted from the email):

A MAJOR CABLE NETWORK IS LOOKING FOR MALE VIRGINS!

Have you been saving yourself for the perfect woman but just haven’t

found her yet? Are you a late bloomer? Are you ready to finally find the girl of your dreams? Or, do you know someone who is a virgin?

This is your chance to go on dates out of this world while walking away with the ultimate prize of true love and a potential cash prize!

WE’RE LOOKING FOR SINGLE MEN, WHO APPEAR TO BE THE AGES OF 21 to 32.

Please email us @ datingshow2012@gmail.com

With 3 RECENT PHOTOS of yourself, age, contact info, a brief

description of yourself and why you’d be perfect for this dating show!

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

10 Comments

  1. 1
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted January 25, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    “…SINGLE MEN, WHO APPEAR TO BE THE AGES OF 21 to 32.”

    Um, what’s with that?

    Also, I think they should just make the show about the guy in the photo. How could they possibly do better?

  2. 2
    Jessi
    Posted January 25, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    APPEAR to be? That is some strange wording if I’ve ever seen it. I’m used to that sort of thing for children’s casting calls, but not for adults.

  3. 3
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted January 25, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    I’m going to need camera footage of these nerds’ penises actually penetrating the models that you know will be cast on this show before I buy it. I mean, I don’t want to watch the guy shown above getting it on, but otherwise this dating show will be no more convincing than a green marriage… True love isn’t an afternote stating “sadly, Poindexter and Zelda never went out again. True love is hot, squelchy MONKEY SEX.

  4. 4
    itchy
    Posted January 25, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    I appear to be 30 after you’ve had five or six drinks. And my wife says I act like I’m five. Oh. Wait.

  5. 5
    captain save-uh-hoe
    Posted January 25, 2012 at 2:41 pm

    HAHA! Well I do know for legal reasons, you can’t “age discriminate.” Even with real world, although they’re only really casting 21-24, anyone can apply and on MTV’s website it uses the “appear to be between the ages of… etc.” What kind of world are we living in when we have to lie about the ages of our virgins?!

  6. 6
    MatisyahuSerious
    Posted January 25, 2012 at 2:49 pm

    DONT DO IT!

    these would-be contestants are clearly being lured to a tropical isle populated solely by women who intend to offer them as a sacrifice to their volcano god.

    ITS A TRAP!

  7. 7
    Fan-Ann
    Posted January 25, 2012 at 2:55 pm

    How about the Numa Numa guy?

  8. 8
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted January 25, 2012 at 3:02 pm

    Nads, that photo is EVERYTHING!

  9. 9
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted January 25, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    Ugh, Dating Show 2012? Okay, who’s been stealing my ideas from my diary?

  10. 10
    SuburBint
    Posted January 25, 2012 at 3:34 pm

    @ Fan-Ann – you leave Numa-Numa guy alone! He changed my life. (I am being neither facetious nor exaggerating. When that video went viral, I became addicted to Romanian pop music, and things have never been the same….)

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