CASTING! RHOC!!!

Watercooler

By Flipit | Thursday, July 5, 2012 | 8:29 pm | 13 Comments
Posted in: Watercooler

Are you an asshole with a face that looks like a rubber chicken? Do you wear fur coats in the Summer? Do you date a deadbeat dad and/or embarrass your fellow Americans without really trying? Then I’ve got a gig for ya! 

Someone’s obvs on their way out. My guess is Alexis, so Bible beaters with floaties big enough to save an entire drowning village are especially encouraged to apply! 

CASTING BEAUTIFUL AFFLUENT WOMEN
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY – ALL NEW SEASON!

We are NOW CASTING The Real Housewives of Orange County - all new season!

Bravo’s celebrated show about real women, living fabulous lives in Orange County is now casting!  This celebrated docu-series gives viewers an inside look at Southern California’s most glamorous housewives.

Evolution Media is currently looking for fabulous affluent women and their families who live in amazing homes to be on this series.  We are searching for outgoing, exciting, strong, self-confident women who reside in Orange County, preferably the coastal cities, and want to share their amazing lives!

This docu-series is an amazing platform to promote current or future business endeavors, careers, ideas, etc… you can’t beat thehuge publicity of a national television show to make you and your ideas a major success!

If you or someone you know is living “the good life” in one of the OC’s exclusive communities, we want to hear from you!

TO SUBMIT:
Be sure to mention you heard about this from Jeff Gund at INFOLIST.com for priority consideration, and email ALL the information requested below ASAP to:
ocwomencasting@gmail.com
Be sure to include:
1.  Your name (first and last)
2.  Contact phone number
3.  City/Zip where you live in Orange County
4.  A short bio about you and your fabulous life in the OC
5.  Recent photos of you, your family, and your home (jpg format please)
6.  Be sure to metnion you heard about this from Jeff Gund at INFOLIST.com for priority consideration!

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13 Comments

  1. 1
    hot cawfee
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 6:11 am

    Wow—and our own Ass-Lee “the Asshat” HolmeswannabeaManzoreally is out thar in Cally-forn-i-ayyy. Can’t wait to see her. Hey kids–either RHsomeplace or the pole

  2. 2
    LAC LAC
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 7:28 am

    OMG!! I got to get on the phone to Dr. Titty and get my jumbo jugs put in. Then I got to practice my introduction pose with my adoring family behind me (“Holla!”). Oh, yeah, get that lobotomy scheduled.

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 7:36 am

    Where’s that fake Berkin so I can look like I am keeping up with the Jones’…

  4. 4
    LAC LAC
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 7:59 am

    Classy – you are the Joneses!!!!

  5. 5
    L Chienne
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 9:37 am

    Any chance Vicki is on the way out? Please??

  6. 6
    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 11:18 am

    I really want to send my info and tell them of my fabulous life. Every morning, I wake up with my 4 year old’s feet laid across my face and my husband’s black cat-like farts echoing. Then, I pitch my $1 travel alarm clock across the room and scratch myself. I may or may not take a shower, depending on how I feel and how much time I have. I keep wearing the ratty t-shirt and panties I’ve had since high school the entire day and my son continues to wear his jammies. We sit down to eat off-brand Fruit Loops out of plastic bowls I got 5/$1 at Dollar Tree. Then, I sit down at my shitty desk crammed into my shitty bedroom and get to work. I put on makeup and dry my hair once every two weeks when I’m feeling saucy. I never wear heels, because it hurts my hips. I drive a 12-year-old Honda that squeaks and I can’t roll down my window, so I have to open the giant door and get out to use a drive thru.

    It truly is a fabulous life I live.

  7. 7
    yummy
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    Sugarbush, I would be careful about advertising all that you have so freely openly. You might get a reputation for being pretentious!

  8. 8
    yummy
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 1:20 pm

    Freely AND openly, that is.

  9. 9
    Real Ity Lover
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    Don’t go for OC Sugarbush, wait for Kim’s stint in rehab and and be on Bev Hills.

  10. 10
    Rosemary's Baby
    Posted July 8, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    Please dump Heather Page Kent Dubrow Whatthefuck. She adds absolutely nothing to the show. At least Alexis provides comic relief, however unintentional .

  11. 11
    maryedith
    Posted July 8, 2012 at 7:49 pm

    But I just read some great comments by Terry about Angelina Jolie at the Academy Awards that have made me decide to love him. Amid the usual welter of people saying that only haters think she’s had any cosmetic work done, because of course she’s just miraculously beautiful inside and out, there’s a comment from “Newport Beach Plastic Surgeon Terry Dubrow” who says “Her face looks a bit tight. She should cut back on the Botox a bit, or at least schedule it a bit more in advance of a big occasion like this.” And then he adds, “She could eat a cupcake.” If I have to have Heather to have Terry, I’ll take her.

  12. 12
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted July 9, 2012 at 7:34 am

    Sorry, Sugarbush. I am sorry dear, but you rilly don’t seem to have the appropriate lifestyle.

    What is this “work” you speak of?

    I believe the OC people are looking for someone who lives the good life. In fact, I am just now sitting by the pool sipping a tall iced drinkie, my sun-kissed hair stirring faintly in the breeze….

    Oh dear. Something seems amiss. Perhaps I should summon the pool boy.

    *Trev! Come here. Mommy needs you!*

    *Trev! We’ve sprung a damn leak*

    *Trev, put the Legos down this minute and get you butt out here*

    *Trevor Zachery*

  13. 13
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted July 9, 2012 at 8:25 am

    Maybe just maybe, they are adding one more? That cast only has 5 women right now while RHONY has about 19 unwatchables bitches (Sorry BSL, I am not taking aim at your recapping!).

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