Cat Cora Arrested For A DUI

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By Nads | | 9:28 am | 3 Comments
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This is old news, but it just came out today. Supposedly our beloved Cat Cora got arrested for a DUI on June 17th. I guess little Cat rear-ended someone in Santa Barbara, and failed a field sobriety test. She admitted to drinking three bottles of beer before hitting the road, and blew a 0.20-0.19. And her blood-alcohol reading? 0.19. Oy. This whole thing happened around 6PM, so it must have been right after happy hour. She told E! News, “I deeply regret my decision to drive that evening after my designated driver became unavailable. I learned a very important lesson from this experience and take full accountability for my actions. This will never happen again.”

She better not do it again, otherwise Iron Chef would have to be shot behing Iron Bars…which wouldn’t be a terrible idea…a jail food competition show…

 

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

3 Comments

  1. 1
    JimbobJones Jimbob Jones
    Posted July 11, 2012 at 11:17 am

    Let me guess — Ouzo?

  2. 2
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted July 11, 2012 at 11:24 am

    “As always, me and my ex-husband’s focus is raising our two children… oh, sorry. Wrong canned speech.”

  3. 3
    zerocool
    Posted July 11, 2012 at 4:52 pm

    She’s no longer an Iron Chef. Maybe it was too much ouzo!

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