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Move over, Mrs. “Jew-dee-chay/ice”, there’s a new In Touch reality star in town!
I was just at the grocery store picking up my usual healthy fare of Cheddar & Sour Cream Lay’s and Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Poptarts when I thought I made my greatest find of the day after seeing a package of break n’ bake double chocolate cookies. Little did I know, I was going to make an even better jaw-dropping discovery…
Reality TV’s only grounded, lovable couple, Catelynn & Tyler, are pregnant! No shit, I’ve never bought In Touch before, but this story made me throw down the $2.99+tax. Inside we learn Cateylnn was nervous at first because they wanted to be married for a few years first, but is now elated. Apparently, she was on birth control when it happened. I’m willing to gamble that she missed a pill or two – I’m notorious for that, but I’m no longer 20 and have been living with my husband for nearly 10 years so it’s not like missing a pill would have a chance of resulting in pregnancy.
Both kids are still in school. Catelynn wants to be an adoption counselor and Tyler, a social worker. They’ve bought a sweet little 3-bedroom house, paid off cars, and supplement income by doing speaking engagements on their adoption experience. How great are these two? I want to be able to be snarky about them so badly, but how can I?
They have a wedding planned for September so they can be married before the baby is born. This is the polar opposite of the Snookie pregnancy – I’m looking forward to these two becoming parents. I just hope they can keep their own parents from traumatizing the child.
On a side note, the line about their wedding, “…the nuptials will take place at the Thomas Edison Inn in Port Huron before about 150 guests including Teen Mom co-stars Maci Bookout and Farrah Abraham,” had me cracking up. Do you know why? Because Amber’s name isn’t there. I guess they don’t have Skype in the clink.
So, what say you, Gasmii? Are you as touched by this as I am? I can’t believe I’m excited for reality stars. I will be toasting to their happiness when I throw back my freshly baked double-chocolate cookies!