CBS, NBC And ABC Expanding Their Newscasts Tonight. Plus Other Updates

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By Nads | | 2:15 pm | 5 Comments
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osamaHi guys, it’s me. I’m dead.

ABC, NBC, and CBS will be expanding their newscasts to be an hour-long tonight to discuss the Osama stuff. I know they have a lot to report on, and I’m interested in seeing it all. Funny thing is that Ryan Seacrest is even doing hard hitting E! News from Ground Zero. I will NOT be watching his newscast…I’d much rather hear Miss Andy report over Seacrest…at least he’d play a fun game while reporting. I’d love to see him play some sort “pin the turbin on the terrorist” with a housewife.

On another note, in case you haven’t heard or read it yet–they’ve matched Osama’s DNA with tissue taken from his dead sister that died in Massachusetts last year.

It’s so weird because I’ve never been so interested in world matters like I am on this subject. I guess it’s because our country has been so severely affected by this monkey. Either way, I’m glad he’s gone. Now it’s high alert time for the Osama-a-bees.

Here’s the video they took from his compound where he was killed. It’s graphic–so don’t watch if you get squeamish:

And here’s a slideshow from the video and pictures of his compound. Click here to see.

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

5 Comments

  1. 1
    melange
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 3:37 pm

    It’s not really graphic. The thumbnail pic for the video (with dried blood on the floor) is just as graphic as the moving video. Osama’s dead face (which people have pasted all over Facebook!) is far worse.

  2. 2
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 4:33 pm

    there’s a picture of his dead face????? i haven’t seen that yet!

  3. 3
    Shannyt shannyt
    Posted May 3, 2011 at 11:58 am

    The picture being posted is a fake.

  4. 4
    Shannyt shannyt
    Posted May 3, 2011 at 11:59 am

    …sorry….I should have said the picture of his face is fake. It’s two pictures that where photoshopped.

  5. 5
    thiajok
    Posted May 3, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    Go to google images under Osama death picture and it will pull up both pictures–the one that looks like him dead and then the one where it shows how it was photoshopped to look like him.

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