Celebrities Getting Married!

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By Nads | | 12:06 am | 3 Comments
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Here are the two latest wedding updates:

1)Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon may get married as early as this Wednesday in Vegas.

AND

2)Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are getting married on October 13th in Laguna Beach, California

But, let’s talk about Pamela for a quick minute:

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Here is the Pam story:

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon just applied for a wedding license in Las Vegas yesterday. They’re supposed to get married at the famous, “Little White Wedding Chapel.”

For those of you that are not in tune to Rick Salomon, he was the co-producer and actor in One Night In Paris, the Paris Hilton sex tape, and is the former husband to Shannen Doherty. Pamela, settle down with someone that’s gonna treat you right, instead of giving you more letters for your hepatitis badge.

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Onward, I hope this marriage lasts for the both of them, it is their fourth each. And, you know what they say, fourth times a charm, or was it second? Whatever.

Anyway, for those of you who want to get married at the Little White Chapel, they also offer drive-thru weddings. Um, super size mine please. I’m kind of a chubby chaser myself.

For you Vegas wedding fans, here are the famous people that have gotten married at the Little White Wedding Chapel:

-George & Alana Hamilton

-Rita Hayworth & Dick Haymes

-Freddie Prinze

-Barbie & Ken Walhl

-Patty Duke – 1st & 3rd Husband

-1st Husband – Mary Tyler Moore

-Steve Lawrence & Edie Gorme – Married & Renewals

-2 Marriages – Mickey Rooney

-Paul Newman & JoAnn Woodward

-Judy Garland

-Joan Collins & Peter Holms

-Michael Jordan

-Don Allen – En Vogue

-Sugar Shane Mosley

-Ryan Young (Dallas Cowboys) – Renewal

-(Robin of television Batman) Burt Ward

-”Slash” (Guns & Roses)

-1st wedding Mel Torme

-Natalie Maines (Dixie Chicks)

-(Cindy Lauper – Maid of Honor) Drummer for Cher

-Xiao Xiang Yu (Opera Singer from China)

-Stone Cold & Steve Austin

-Gladys Knight’s Daughter

- Renewal Victoria Principal

-Bruce Willis & Demi Moore

-Frank Sinatra & Mia Farrow

Here are my thoughts: If it’s good enough for the mother of Liza Minnelli, then it’s good enough for Pamela, right? Let’s just hope that Tommy Lee and Kid Rock don’t get a hold of Rick. He’s got some big shoes to fill. ANNNDDD, thank God that Pamela is in the clear in the sex tape category. She’s been there, done that…so Tommy go bark up someone else’s tree.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

4 Comments

  1. 1
    greeneyes
    Posted October 1, 2007 at 10:21 am

    Hepatitis badge, hee.
    Thanks for the Monday laughs, they were sorely needed.

  2. 2
    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted October 1, 2007 at 12:37 pm

    According to WENN:

    Actress Pamela Anderson and poker player Rick Salomon successfully applied for a marriage license in Las Vegas on Saturday, according to reports. The Baywatch beauty and Salomon have never officially announced they are an item.

    But in a recent interview with talk show host Ellen DeGeneres, Anderson revealed she had fallen in love with a poker player who OFFERED TO PAY OFF HER $250,000 GAMBLING DEBT FOR A NIGHT OF SEX!

    Anderson refused to name names, but candidly told DeGeneres that she eventually succumbed to the rich fan’s offer, explaining, “It worked out, I liked it… I paid off a poker debt with sexual favors and fell in love. It’s so romantic.”

    (!!!)

    Mother-of-two Anderson has been married twice before, to Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, while Salomon is best known for “starring” alongside Paris Hilton in her infamous sex tape.

  3. 3
    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted October 1, 2007 at 4:42 pm

    What about the report she slept with this guy to absolve $250,000 of her gambling debts?!

    That’s one expensive pussy.

  4. 4
    NADS
    Posted October 1, 2007 at 11:30 pm

    That IS one expensive pussy, now if I can find someone hot to sleep off my debt with…

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