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***If you didn’t watch Celeb Apprentice last night and don’t want to know who got the boot, stop reading now! Spoiler ahead.
Celebrity Apprentice proved last night that its hilarious first episode was no fluke. The episode opened with Starr Jones promising us that she was going to fight for her life with her skill set. Lifelike character faces created with her underarm jiggle? No. Arguing! “I NEVER lose an argument!” She got fired from The View. I think that’s at least one argument she lost. It might not be wise to mess with Starr, but NO ONE crosses Barbara, heifer! Babs should be a surprise wild card contestant later in the season. Starr will fear pee all over the floor.
It’s hard not to love Starr after her performance last night, though, and it’s pretty hard to love Starr in general. She got the bitch ball rolling in the first five minutes of the show, nominating the pretty girl who had the nerve to talk back to her last week as Project Manager. Why Starr! You’re trying to build said bimbo’s confidence in a show of forgiveness? Hell no! If you had any doubt what she was up to, NeNe explained it plainly, as NeNe is apt to do.
Close yo legs to married men!
The plan was to fluster Lisa and make her look as inept as possible. It was super easy. Starr brow beat the poor bimbo to death the whole time with Dionne Angry Old Bat at her side with a bag of rocks. It. Was. Hysterical. At one point in the episode, Lisa exclaimed that she’ll lose if it’s fair but “there’s no way I’m being taken down by a bunch of bitches!” It was pretty clear that that was plain wrong, though. Trump even made fun of Lisa in the boardroom for being played so easily. You could just see it swimming inside Lisa’s beautiful eyes: “If only I knew more…words.” She didn’t stand a chance.
The highlight of a really great episode was NeNe imitating a pissed off Marlee Matlin. The fight between Marlee and Dionne was pretty amazing, and I can’t wait to see Dionne lose her cool more and more with each week. Check out the clip below.
What did you guys think? I thought Lisa would be on the show for the long haul, but she was out before the Playboy bunny! Dang, sista! If you’re not watching this show, set that DVR. You’ll thank me later. Come back for Dear Crabby’s hilarious take in her recap later this week! And if you didn’t read her coverage of the premiere, here’s what you missed.