Celebrity Big Brother-UK “Speidi-Style”

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By Chooch | Sunday, January 6, 2013 | 10:57 am | 10 Comments
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Gillian Taylforth: TV star who was on EastEnders as Kathy Beale, for years.  She’s a cougar for sure.

Lacey Banghard: The name alone, Lacey “Bang Hard”, makes me crack up and, of course, she’s a model! Took her clothes off as soon as she got in the house.  

Paula Hamilton: Claims she is a “Super Model”. She’s been a drug addict, an alcoholic AND Simon Cowell was the one who “plucked her flower”. That could explain her other problems.

Ryan Moloney: He is “Toadfish” from the Australian soap opera Neighbours (since 1995). He lives, eats and breaths that show.

Sam Robertson: The resident “hottie”! He says he’s an actor, but the 2 TV shows he’s been on sucked. He’s already hitting on “Bang Hard”. I’m hoping he never wears his shirt.  

Tricia Penrose: Was on the TV show Heartbeat for 17 years. She recently competed on Celebrity Master Chef, but got the boot for serving raw liver. Maybe she’ll cook for everyone in the BB house!

Heidi & Spencer: Biggest reality stars in America. Just ask them.

Razor Ruddock: He has a big willie and likes to drink and dance naked!

The Big Brother-UK House is absolutely gorgeous. It’s very much like ABC’s Glass House in appearance. There was one big twist on Day #1. Half of the house was sent to stay in the luxury of the “upstairs” and the other half was sent to the “basement”. This is BB-UK‘s version of our “Have-Not Room”, but much, much worse. It  is so bad that one housemate (that’s what BB calls them over there) got sick and had to be seen by medics. They were removed from the basement to live upstairs. 

Upstairs… Warm and inviting!

Downstairs… Cold and dank!

So there you have it. If you are at all interested in this season of Celebrity Big Brother-UK, I will be tracking it all season and will be doing daily reports on the TVgasm Big Brother Fan Page here on Facebook. That’s where you will find out what’s happening and get links to the episodes. I will also post a weekly recap here on the frontpage.  Don’t forget, Big Brother Canadastarts Wed. Feb. 27th and they will have live feeds.

*ring-ring*… “Will? It’s Boogie. Here’s the latest. Big Brother Canada is going to air in the middle of winter!” Will: “No Way! They’ll freeze their butts off!” *hahahahahahaha*

Shameless promotions from Splice TV using Dr. Will and Boogie have been playing on the internet for a month now. If you’d like to see them, just stop by the fanpage.

Oh and one more thing…. I’ve posted the link to get your application for Big Brother 15 there too. Robin Kass, the idiot person in charge of casting, says you have till May 11th at midnight PT to send in a video for them to look at. Now’s the time to get something together and represent the real people in the Big Brother house and not these actors and models they have been casting in the past.

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10 Comments

  1. 1
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted January 6, 2013 at 11:28 am

    I wanted to read the whole thing but I got distracted my Heidi’s huge tits. I have a thing for blondes and big tits I guess. I am as bad as a man now.

  2. 2
    zerocool
    Posted January 6, 2013 at 11:50 am

    I read that even if she wanted to Lohan couldn’t go on it because of her upcoming court appearances.

  3. 3
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted January 6, 2013 at 12:05 pm

    How are you watching this? I was blocked from the UK site.

  4. 4
    chooch850
    Posted January 6, 2013 at 12:36 pm

    I have links to each episode on the FB BB fanpage. Check it out.

  5. 5
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted January 6, 2013 at 12:39 pm

    Thanks, chooch.

  6. 6
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted January 6, 2013 at 2:57 pm

    I’m not one to go around wishing death on people, but S & H can die and go to hell.

  7. 7
    Miss Molly
    Posted January 6, 2013 at 3:30 pm

    Paula is setting off my bitch-o-meter big time.
    Love that Spencer & Heidi have lost none of their charm.

  8. 8
    Dashley Dashley
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 1:46 pm

    I love this video. So much. Because it perfectly encapsulates what Heidi THINKS she is vs. what she really is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvkbjzYT5aE

  9. 9
    awfuleyebrow
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 3:53 am

    I think that I like UKBB better our own. Heidi is a little more tolerable than I recalled, Spencer too actually. I mean they’re both still bottom of the barrel creepy plasticine famewhores, but not quite as bad as I remembered. It’s early days yet though. I love Frankie the jockey, and Rylan is pretty funny.

  10. 10
    sweetblondie
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 10:40 am

    @Parisi LaRoe: S’up? *wink*

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