Chad Ochocinco Is Dropping The Ochocinco

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By Nads | | 10:46 am | 5 Comments
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Chad Ochocinco is dropping the Ochocinco from his name for his wedding. Listen to how sweet he is…he doesn’t want his wife-to-be, Evelyn Lozada, to have to take his “made-up” last name and wants her to have Johnson. I swear sometimes I look at these headlines and think–how is this even real and not made-up? Personally, I think if Evelyn took Ochocinco as a last name it would be funny…but what do I know?

I’m changing my last name to Balls, and I’d prefer it if you called me by my full name from now on…Nad(s) Balls.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

5 Comments

  1. 1
    sheesh
    Posted February 10, 2012 at 10:55 am

    Just remember when you get married you need to drop your Balls.

  2. 2
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted February 10, 2012 at 11:45 am

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  3. 3
    someguy
    Posted February 11, 2012 at 5:42 pm

    Bad move after his catch in Super Bowl.His Star is only going up.Stay with it Chad see you on VH1 where the life winners are.This was all Carson Palmer’s fault

  4. 4
    Robin Robinez
    Posted February 11, 2012 at 5:59 pm

    He can call himself anything he wants to if it fits on the jersey and the check is in the right name..The big question is, why does he think this is important to anyone?.. I guess an even bigger question is…why did I take this time out of my life that I can’t get back to comment on it….

  5. 5
    Robin Robinez
    Posted February 11, 2012 at 6:04 pm

    Now I remember why. Many prof athletes have a “real” name. Many also INC. themselves and use a “stage name”, for lack of a better word. This “changing his name” stuff just sounds like alot to do about nothing.

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