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Sometimes I leave the tv recorder on my computer on and get weird footage I didn’t intend to ever introduce into my psyche. I believe little things you see and hear throughout the day get to you on a deeper level than you realize, and sometimes it’s important to stop what you’re doing and pay attention.
Today I opened up a short random clip of Kathie Lee and Hoda. The first thing that blares onto my screen is this:
Doing our best to get you up and out of the house five days a week.
They’re not even talking about anything yet. Hoda’s just faux losing it. Could you imagine if she laughed at everything like that in real life? She’d be put in the looney bin.
Hoda, someone stole your car.
Hoda, your house burned to the ground.
Hoda, you look fat in that dress.
Laugh laugh laugh giggle giggle giggle hahahlaughlaughadposigapobnveorbiomghilaryjuice
OK time to get serious.
Heya, Hodes. Whatcha wanna talk about? Shhh. Serious time. Ok. There’s this company in Norway that’s trying to cut down on the staff’s bathroom time. So they’re making women on their period wear red bracelets to justify their time in the loo. And most likely also as a warning to be nice to them or get your head bitten off.
Kathie Lee calls the practice disgusting and then tells us that she doesn’t have to worry about that time of the month, if ya know what she means!
Hoda’s trying to be serious right now and you’re hamming it up over your dried out girl parts.
Hoda! She just said her hoo haw was dryer than a pack of space ice cream! What do you think about that?
Don’t watch this ever, but the in the only few seconds I’ve seen they covered bathrooms, periods, and Kathie Lee’s dried out quarter pounder with cheese. Just a small clip. A small clip that will probably not leave my realm of consciousness for a long time. Thanks a lot, you two.