Charlie Just Before He Got The Ax

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By Nads | Tuesday, March 8, 2011 | 4:27 am | 19 Comments
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charlie sheen, duh!

I haven’t had the chance to watch Sheen’s Korner until right now, and I’m in shock at how cracked out he is (allegedly). Wow. He looks like he hasn’t slept in DAYS! I know a lot of you are over this trainwreck, but this video he posted caught my eye. I know I shouldn’t be posting a video of a sick man at this point, but I honestly don’t even feel like he’s a real human anymore. He’s alien-like. Poor dude, he looks like sh*t. The part that does make me laugh is when he says, “DUH!” I’m so grossed out by him, but yet I can’t stop watching.

Take a look:

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

19 Comments

  1. 1
    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted March 8, 2011 at 5:32 am

    Wow… he looks so emaciated. I hope he gets help soon.

  2. 2
    Leigh Pfeiffer
    Posted March 8, 2011 at 5:32 am

    This is tragic!

  3. 3
    Leigh Pfeiffer
    Posted March 8, 2011 at 5:34 am

    Can anyone else see the bones poking out on his shoulders? Or is it just how the shirt hangs?

  4. 4
    Lizbot
    Posted March 8, 2011 at 5:43 am

    Who is the person he’s talking to and why are they encouraging his trainwreck instead of trying to help him?

  5. 5
    Wasabipeas wasabipeas
    Posted March 8, 2011 at 6:00 am

    This has got to be killing his parents and family . . .

  6. 6
    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted March 8, 2011 at 6:15 am

    I think the guy on the phone must be his lawyer or agent or something like that because he was talking about negotiations that he was doing. He is encouraging because he is an employee. :( This is so similar to the Britney story, isn’t it?

  7. 7
    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted March 8, 2011 at 6:16 am

    Oh yeah, another thing… I was on some website reading a news story and at the bottom they have headlines. One of them said that Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards might be going back to court to fight over custody. Uh… why would that be news? That would be a .458 second court case. There isn’t a court that would give Charlie custody of a goldfish much less a child!

  8. 8
    lindaw205
    Posted March 8, 2011 at 6:19 am

    Exactly, lizbot. He is so sad and pitiful. How can ANY of these people encouraging this behaviour sleep at night?

  9. 9
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted March 8, 2011 at 7:07 am

    Around 28 years ago, my brother was tangled up in drugs. (His first child had been born prematurely and died shortly after, and my brother didn’t handle it well.) After a few years he was so strung out he was nearly dead, and he was hospitalized. I’ll never forget going to the hospital to see him. He was a hideous gray-green color, and at 6 feet 2 inches, weighed about the same as I do at 5′ 7″. All his bones stuck out, and he was rambling stories and apologies.

    That’s what Charlie Sheen looks like now, only without the humble embarrassment my brother felt.

    By the way, my brother kicked drugs…without any kind of a program. But it wasn’t easy, and it wasn’t overnight, by “blinking.”

  10. 10
    someguy
    Posted March 8, 2011 at 8:17 am

    I think that anyone who tells chuck the truth is fired right away.Just like M jackson did and A Nicole did always the same. they get to this leval and the only truth is what they believe anyone tells him different is a trol.
    A mess

  11. 11
    ElmStreet
    Posted March 8, 2011 at 11:26 am

    I feel for his family and children. And I know he is an adult, but wasn’t Britney Spears in her late 20′s when her dad pulled conservatorship of her to get her treated? Would it help Charlie Sheen out at this point if it happened to him?

  12. 12
    notwithoutmytv
    Posted March 8, 2011 at 11:29 am

    Charlie just texted me. He says that you don’t know him–the REAL HIM–and you never could. So your idle diagnoses and hypotheses of what he’s on are elementally fandingous. Also, his plans to return better and more banana proceed aplaster, and when you are all languishing in the broasting pan of his urethra, you will frood the true meaning of winning and the power of his protozenoidness. (sic, obviously)

  13. 13
    notwithoutmytv
    Posted March 8, 2011 at 11:43 am

    That’s what CHARLIE sez. What I say is, if you clicked on this, or any of the 2 billion other stories on Charlie today, then save the “way is no one HELPING him???!!! Think of his FAMILY!!!! Why are they ENCOURAGING him???” wailing. YOU are encouraging him. He’s like anyone else: he needs attention. You’re giving it to him. If you really think it’s a shame, then look away. Don’t click. Or, you can own it, and realize that, for you–and all of us out here in media consumer-land–Charlie’s antics just a new and diverting form of entertainment. Like watching a computer generated alien run into an object crotch-first. Same diff.

  14. 14
    Lizbot
    Posted March 8, 2011 at 9:08 pm

    @notwithout: I’ll have to respectfully disagree – at least in part. I am not a close friend, family member, or acquaintance of Charlie Sheen and I take no responsibility for him, neither do I expect that my actions have any real influence on him whatsoever. I clicked because I was curious (and you obviously couldn’t stay away for some reason or the other) and I wasn’t able to get through the whole video, but whether I did or not makes little difference. If he were my close friend, or even employer, then I’d feel responsible. As it is, I just feel a mix of disgust and pity.

  15. 15
    Nads
    Posted March 9, 2011 at 1:07 am

    @notwithoutmytv – i do feel weird about contributing to his public spiral by posting him on our site. and honestly i was on the fence about the post, but went for it b/c it was relevant. i’m trying to ween off charlie posts b/c the whole situation is just sad. but when something is relevant, i post it.

    i get what you’re saying though.

  16. 16
    itchy
    Posted March 9, 2011 at 3:13 am

    This is just what we’ve all become. At any rate, it should not come as a surprise that anyone would want to discuss this trainwreck on a web site devoted to discussing televised trainwrecks. No need to feel guilty about it. (I admit I haven’t really been paying attention to this guy, but I can’t wait until HBO makes the movie of his story.)

  17. 17
    notwithoutmytv
    Posted March 9, 2011 at 7:48 am

    Nads, and fellow commenters: I understand, you can’t run an entertainment site and NOT follow Charlie down his personal rabbit hole. And obviously, I click on the stories because I enjoy Schadenfreude as much as the next Internet sociopath. I guess it’s just the pearl-clutching by people who, as Lizbot pointed out, don’t know the celebrity and can’t possibly feel that deep of an emotion about him/her. You read about something and there’s a knee-jerk reaction to say “oh my God, that’s sooooooooo terrible.” Well, of course it is. But is it really that terrible to you personally? It’s like news anchors when they report on a tragedy; [cut to talking head] [talking head adopts "grave face"] “Heart-renching story, Hunter. But now [adopt "happy face"]… puppies!”

    But as Itchy said, “It’s what we’ve become.” Personally, I find myself reacting in a hyper-irreverent manner to almost everything the media throws at me; you instinctively know when you’re being manipulated, and the media isn’t exactly subtle about it. “Alzheimers is terrbile!! This nice old lady could be your mother!” Me: “Well, my mom’s been a froot loop for years, how would I know the difference??” I’m worry fatigued. I can’t worry about everything the media wants me to worry about, so I ridicule it instead, as a form of rebellion. It probably looks cruel, but I think of it as self-defense. (e.g., Chuck Norris doesn’t need help to feed hungry children, he killed hunger in a World Championship cage match in ’77!)

  18. 18
    Lizbot
    Posted March 9, 2011 at 5:39 pm

    @notwithoutmytv: I guess what I’m reacting to is your own pearl clutching at our alleged pearl clutching. It strikes me as kind of ironic. You can state a different point of view without labeling someone else’s. Or you could just ignore posts like this. I do appreciate your right to post your viewpoint, and I’m not criticizing that at all, it just seems like there’s a line over which it turns into a variation of the very same thing you are criticizing others for.

    Normally I’d just ignore stuff like this, but I’m kinda in a feisty mood today. And I appreciate your efforts at being reasonable in your attempts to explain what you mean, so no hard feelings!

  19. 19
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted March 13, 2011 at 12:28 am

    Am I the only one that thinks that Charlie is acting? Sure, he’s a bit..unhinged, but I reckon, most of it is just his cocky swagger trying to make certain phrases ‘happen.” Plus, a mentally ill person wouldn’t be lucid enough to try an turn a profit like he has. He’s being paid for twitter posts, interviews, and just sold out his live ‘comedy’ show in just 18 minutes! *WE* think he’s crazy, yet he’s laughing all the way to the bank..

    Maybe the joke’s on us?

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