Charlie Sheen: Get Sober!

Watercooler

By Nads | Tuesday, January 11, 2011 | 3:37 pm | 12 Comments
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I don’t know if you’ve been following the Charlie Sheen/Vegas bender drama or not…but in case you have, he finally showed up to set this morning. And if you haven’t been following it–the story is no different from any other–he’s been up all night partying with hookers, and porn stars, and everyone is worried. Blah blah blah.

Anyway, the latest is that Two and a Half Men wants to shut down production to get Charlie help, and Charlie is not having it. Allegedly Charlie showed up to work last week 25 lbs. lighter, and carries on with the attitude of “business as usual.” Um…denial?

I think that CBS and WBTV just need to pull the plug on him. The fact that they gave him a two-year deal is insane. He’s a mess, and it’s crazy that he’s on one of the highest rated shows on TV. How is that possible–all the way around?

Charlie should be ashamed of himself…because he can’t keep his nose clean, he’s causing his whole staff to potentially be out of work. Get it together, DUDE.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

12 Comments

  1. 1
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted January 11, 2011 at 4:42 pm

    Sheen’s rep had this to say: “Charlie just wants to get clean and get on with making great TV. The problem is that Kelsey Grammer keeps texting him at 3am: “Hey Charlie! I got coke! And hookers!” Kelsey is a bad influence. Kelsey is making Charlie do it.”

  2. 2
    Tadow
    Posted January 11, 2011 at 5:30 pm

    right, because why would Charlie Sheen coke and hookers even be around coke and hookers if Kelsey wasn’t there?!? Wait, what are you implying? Little jabs!!

  3. 3
    Tadow
    Posted January 11, 2011 at 5:31 pm

    no no no that is not what I typed. Kelsey made me do that!

  4. 4
    Where's My Coffee?
    Posted January 11, 2011 at 7:25 pm

    Whose higher on the pecking order? *giggle giggle pout*

  5. 5
    thiajok
    Posted January 12, 2011 at 5:47 am

    Oh, Charlie, just go ahead and do a lite o.d. already so someone can put you somewhere to clean you up. Sick of you, Bub! Spoiled brat.

  6. 6
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted January 12, 2011 at 8:45 am

    Look at this objectively. Sheen can apparently party hard in the most self-destructive manner possible, and STILL do his job. Drugs, hookers, and TV stardom. Where’s the prob? Charlie doesn’t have a problem, EVERYBODY ELSE does.

  7. 7
    considerthis
    Posted January 12, 2011 at 11:25 am

    He should date Lindsay Lohan

  8. 8
    martiny59
    Posted January 12, 2011 at 12:56 pm

    @considerthis: now that’s a train wreck I’d pay to watch!

  9. 9
    LAC
    Posted January 12, 2011 at 2:38 pm

    Tadow: Well, don’t hate him, but Charlie Sheen has four nannies. He has soooo much to do that it is hard. He is like 30% more drunk than other drunks in Hollywood.

    (Ahhh, Camille… gold standard of assholes everywhere…)

    Seriously, can this idiot sober up already? I cannot believe that I used to think he was sexy…

  10. 10
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted January 12, 2011 at 3:08 pm

    @ LAC: Yea, it was a bit more acceptable when he was young and foolish, but old(er) and foolish is never a good look. Unless you have dementia.

    Charlie looks so skinny and frail in those pics, of course CBS wants to halt production. There’s no way America could suspend disbelief enough to think this pterodactyl is banging that many chicks without leaving a little something on the nightstand.
    The funny thing is it’s true…he only bangs hookers, escorts, and port stars in real life! Maybe if they worked a coke addiction into the script they can begin filming on time. Or even better…a cancer storyline. He beat the disease and is on the mend in a witty way! Damn..CBS better call me..and soon. I’m just giving the gems away.

  11. 11
    sheesh
    Posted January 13, 2011 at 6:56 am

    When 2 1/2 Men was first one Charlie Sheen was good looking.
    Now…Jiminy Cricket! He looks tore up.

  12. 12
    Stewinberri
    Posted January 13, 2011 at 6:08 pm

    And kelsey made me wear the women’s underwear I now sport. We are now triple bonded.

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