Charlie Sheen: Sister Wives

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By Nads | Thursday, February 24, 2011 | 11:30 am | 8 Comments
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Since newgasm has recently become the Housewives, and Charlie Sheen blog…I thought I’d update you on Charlie’s whereabouts. It seems as if he’s left for a tropical vacation with his ex-wife, Brooke, his live-in porn star girlfriend, and another chick. Screw Two and a Half Men, I want to see Charlie’s new twisted version of Sister Wives . It sounds like a cross between Gilligan’s Island, and a bad knock-knock joke. CBS has to pull the plug on the show after this year, don’t you think? And Charlie probably knows it, so he’s doing whatever the f*ck he wants.

It’s all insane!

I guess Charlie’s dreams of having a porn family, living on his porn compound are coming true. Think they’ll all share a bed? Or will Brooke be the mamma bear that does all the cooking and cleaning, while Charlie takes the hot one out on dates? So twisted.

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8 Comments

  1. 1
    sheesh
    Posted February 24, 2011 at 12:03 pm

    I see this playing out as such.
    All of the women get to a point where although they are not really happy or fufilled they tap into their damaged psyches and find ways to cope individually.
    One will overeat and blow up to Anna Nichole Smith size.
    One will throw herself into her work as a porn actress because someone has to support them.
    One will wear the facade of happy happy happy all the while knowing she is a piece of shit because she knows her fear of toasters is irrational, but it is the only way to get attention.

    And then…THEN!
    Charlie brings someone new into their cozy household.
    Lindsey Fucking Lohan.

  2. 2
    notwithoutmytv
    Posted February 24, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    Charlie doesn’t have “a problem”. He’s just ahead of the curve.

    You know those Ben & Jerry’s bumper stickers that say “If it isn’t fun, why do it”? Everybody reads those stickers and says “Yeah, man. Dig it. Total wisdom, right there.”

    Well, Charlie’s LIVING THAT SHIT, and nobody can stand it.

  3. 3
    thiajok
    Posted February 24, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    No, nobody can stand it, least of all, his children. Oh, and the crew and cast which not being paid because he can’t show up for work. Oh, and his elderly parents.

    Give me a break, NWMTV–it’s not as simple as that.

  4. 4
    Nikki Hughes
    Posted February 24, 2011 at 12:57 pm

    “CBS has to pull the plug on the show after this year, don’t you think?”

    —from your keyboard to God’s ears…..

  5. 5
    lindaw205
    Posted February 24, 2011 at 1:06 pm

    You know the crew are pissed as hell, and rightfully so. He’s off vacationing (that stay at home rehab is really something!) while they’re signing up for unemployment. Yeh, he really is a class act.

  6. 6
    notwithoutmytv
    Posted February 24, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    I was being facetious.

    It’s a shame, yes, that other people are catching trouble in Party Charlie’s wake. But in the long run, wasn’t it Oscar Wilde that said “the only thing worse than being talked about is NOT being talked about”? Man, people will tune in by the millions and get right up close to the screen trying to see if Charlie’s got some coke around his left nostril. You can’t BUY this kind of promotion. This is reality genre attention being paid to a sitcom. Two and Half Men’s producers are making the same faces the male crewmembers were making in the “Death …by Snu Snu” episode of Futurama.

    (“Member”. Ha.)

  7. 7
    considerthis
    Posted February 24, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    Other than feeling sorry about the damage done to his children and the cast/crew of 2 1/2 Men – if he wants to fuck/snort himself to death have at it dude. Lindsay’s OUT, Charlie’s IN and the next trainwreck is schedule to pull into the station in about 14 more minutes… YAWN

  8. 8
    thiajok
    Posted February 24, 2011 at 4:59 pm

    Oops, sorry NWMTV. I didn’t catch the tone and thought you were serious. I’ve actually read a lot of people making that argument–leave Charlie alone, he’s just having fun, etc.

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