Charlie Sheen: The King of All Media…For The Time Being.

Watercooler

By Nads | Wednesday, March 2, 2011 | 3:09 am | 9 Comments
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Before I write this post, I have to apologize…I’m sick of writing about Charlie, as much as you’re sick of reading about him, but he’s just all over the place, and his story is INSANE. So…with that said, in case you haven’t heard…

Brooke filed a restraining order against Charlie, and his twins are no longer in his custody. Want to know why? Charlie told Brooke, “I will cut your head off, put it in a box and send it to your mom.”

Sounds about right since his “fangs are dripping tiger blood.”

At this point, sober or not sober, the guy has a mental illness, and this all needs to stop. What’s it going to take?

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I’m sure Lindsay Lohan is stoked about Charliegate because the focus has now drifted away from her for the time being. I feel like Lindsay’s situation is like the Iran election protest in 2009, and Charlie Sheen is like Michael Jackson’s death that stole the protest’s thunder. As soon as Michael died, it was like, what revolution? In a way, the same thing is happening with Egypt. I haven’t heard a peep of what’s going on in the world because Charlie has taken over ALL media. I never thought I’d feel empathy for Denise Richards…

This story is a page turner!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

9 Comments

  1. 1
    thiajok
    Posted March 2, 2011 at 5:31 am

    I’m so glad those kids aren’t in the situation anymore. I was hoping someone would intervene on their behalf. “My path is clear…Defeat is not an option…!” sounds ominous and I’d be very worried if I was personally involved with this man.

  2. 2
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted March 2, 2011 at 8:14 am

    Somehow I can see Charlie Sheen marrying Lindsay Lohan…

    and then I’m afraid.

  3. 3
    Betsy Furman
    Posted March 2, 2011 at 8:41 am

    Lindsey is fighting back. She did her first sit-down interview on EXTRA with Jerry Pennacoli last night. Did anyone get to see it though?

    Charlie IS his own reality show now, kinda like “Hey Paula”. Maybe he needs to contact VH1 so he can get paid for all this airtime.

    I’ve watched his face so much that I’ve noticed that his right nostril is much larger & abnormally shaped than the left and it bugs the hell out of me. Must be his snort hole of choice.

    Keep up the Updates Nads…. we all appreciate your dedication to sleeze!

  4. 4
    lindaw205
    Posted March 2, 2011 at 10:19 am

    The kids don’t need to be with Brooke either, though. They need a stable environment, maybe with his parents. And what the hell did he think would happen? He’s given her the gun, loaded it for her and pointed it at his head. This is some crazy shit.

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    NotWithoutMyTV NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted March 2, 2011 at 10:22 am

    Oh come now! Who among us has not used the phrase “I will cut your head off, put it in a box and send it to your mom”?

    I tried to arrange an intervention last night, but Emilio said he didn’t want any part of it, and I think Denise only said she’d come because she was hoping to get her cougar on with NWMTV.

  6. 6
    Betsy Furman
    Posted March 2, 2011 at 12:51 pm

    This is going to end like Phil Hartman’s life did…..

  7. 7
    thiajok
    Posted March 2, 2011 at 8:32 pm

    Betsy is right, I think. There will be blood. Let the bodies hit the floor. Etc.

  8. 8
    Melissa Wray
    Posted March 3, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    If Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan marry (or, God forbid, reproduce), it’s gonna be the love child of Armageddon and WWIII with a splash of Great Depression all rolled up into one.

  9. 9
    soapboxx
    Posted March 3, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    If Tiger’s Blood and Firecrotch mate they will give birth to a used tampon. I apologize….

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